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It's been so long since we've had a good old fashioned dumb criminal off that I've almost forgot how to do them! But like they say, "you never forget how to ride a bike, or how to make fun of people who suck at everything including committing crimes." That's what they say, right?Let's say hello …

Meet Anthony Miranda, the idiot unfortunate mugger whose most recent victim turned the tables and made HIM a victim. According to Gawker, he planned to mug a 33-year-old man at a stoplight by asking for a light and then pulling a gun, demanding all his valuables. After taking his wallet and cash, Miranda then ordered …

Japan: leader in technology, architecture, and relationship ideals? According to an article at BBC, this may be the truth. According to a study performed by the country's government, 61% of Japanese young people aged 18-35 don't have boyfriends or girlfriends, and have many have no interest in getting into relationships.Some cited a shortage of money, …

No, I didn't title this post wrong. I know, you probably thought I meant "psychopathic baby eater and terrorist to get 121 years in prison". I also didn't mean "billionaire corporate fat cat that allows sweat shop workers to get 121 years in prison," although that would make more sense. I meant: celeb phone hacker: …

Real quick question for the Midwest and South: WHAT IS IN THE WATER OVER THERE? Hey - I'm the first to admit that the West coast has its share of people with a screw or two loose, but it seems like every story I read from your neck of the woods involves someone smoking bath …

I went to a baby shower this weekend for a friend from high school, and it was awkward and uncomfortable in the way that none of our friends had seen each other in 6 years. SIX YEARS! So we were all clearly nervous and drinking wine just to make the time go by faster and …

Great ad placement, or greatest ad placement? You decide!To be fair - I don't think anyone could be naive enough to believe that this ad placement wasn't intentional, but we can give props to whatever editor got these into print, and whatever head editor let these pass inspection. Hilarious, good sirs. Hilarious.

Just last week, OBC's founder Moses Brown posed a question that made us all scratch our heads... what if Hugh Hefner's broken engagement was all a sham? Perhaps the entire thing, from proposal to pathetic Twitter break-up announcement, was a well thought out attempt at garnering more press for Playboy magazine. To be fair, print …

In "Even Memorial Day Weekend Can Be a Death Trap" news, Sean Kingston (best known for his hit song "Beautiful Girls") was nearly killed in a an accident this weekend while riding a jet ski with a 23-year-old woman. Based on reports, it seems as though Sean accidentally rode his jet ski into the Palm …