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Some guy mistook a 9-year-old in a costume for a skunk so obviously he shot her with a shotgun, BECAUSE 2ND AMENDMENT. [Gawker] Michael Lohan is trying to get a conservatorship over Lindsay. I'm sure that's going to work. [The Superficial] Evander Holyfield says he's unretiring. He's like the Brett Favre of boxing! [TMZ] Adele …

Felix Baumgartner successfully sky-dove from 128,000 feet, hurling at the Earth at speeds up to 728 miles per hour. In related news, yesterday I crossed the street when there was a red hand. We're basically the same person. [ The Daily Mail] Here's a helmet cam video in case you want to vomit your brains …

Peeps be gettin' married, both actresses and musicians. GOOD LUCK. [Both, DailyMail] Another midwesterner falls victim to the Curse of the Lottery. [Radar Online] Justin Bieber puked on stage this weekend, and still managed to keep singing*! [BuzzFeed] Did Brigette Nielson and Arnold Swarzenegger DO IT? [Dlisted] Oh dear. After last week, you'd think Lil …

The Emmy's happened last night, and (SHOCKER) people looked super glamorous, kind of gross, expectedly bonerific, freshly divorced, and downright inspiring. (All via DailyMail) Oh, and everyone seemed to forget to show pictures of the Game of Thrones cast, which is BLASPHEMY ON ALL LEVELS, so here are a couple shots of khaleesi and my …

A US ambassador and several staff members were killed in Libya, reports claim the violence is in response to YouTube video mocking the prophet Mohammed [MSN] The Onion posted a SHOCKING (VERY NSFW) response to the recent Libyan violence outbreaks [The Onion] Lindsey Lohan is annoyed that Amanda Bynes hasn't gone to jail yet. Disney …

President Obama blew up the internet when he did a Q&A session on Reddit. [Reddit] The new iPhone will be revealed on September 12th, which is great because I just got the 4S. Super awesome. [BuzzFeed] RIP Michael Clarke Duncan, Oscar nominee from The Green Mile. He passed away yesterday from complications of a heart …

"Reluctant Hero" Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon, died at 82. RIP [NY Times] An elderly Spanish woman destroyed a priceless fresco by painting what looks like a hairy beast over Jesus' face. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad. [The World] Todd Akin, a Missouri US representative, thinks …

I probably could have shortened that title to "Is It Racist? Utah" and you'd be like, "uh, yeah, probably," but let's just go with this. In a recent issue of Utah Valley Magazine the editors thought it would be super witty and a great pun if they decided to feature a photo of their staff's …