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How to Roll a Joint is Trending

Several states voted to legalize marijuana this week, and it seems as though the citizens want to celebrate by sparking up, but aren't exactly sure how! According to TMZ, the search phrase "how to roll a joint" has been blowin UP on the East Coast. Via TMZ: Folks in New Jersey have green on the …
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Nudist Colony Experiences COVID Outbreak

6 feet apart, everyone! Sacre bleu! According to the Daily Mail, France just got had the corona knocked back into them thanks to an outbreak stemming at a NUDIST COLONY. Via DM: At least 95 people at the resort of Cap d'Agde, 30 miles south of Montpellier, have tested positive for the virus so far …
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Singing Surgeon is the Hero We Need

While the celeb cover of Imagine was NOT RECEIVED well, we have to admit we've gone all heart-eyes over the Haitian Dr. Elvis Francois, who alongside the piano-playing Dr. William Robinson has been belting out cover songs and breaking hearts (while saving lives). The duo have even scored a record deal in Nashville... and it's …
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GOOD NEWS: COVID-19 May Not Be As Deadly As We Thought

In more pleasant news than we've heard in some time, a recent study out of Los Angeles suggests that Coronavirus, and the disease it causes, COVID-19, may not be as deadly as previously though - and all our #QuarantineAndChill seshes haven't been in vain! That could mean our most loved restaurants, bars, parks, beaches, gyms, …
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Nike Pivots to Making Face Masks

Someday in the future, we will remember the strange times of 2020. Of social distancing, and Zoom orgies, rampant unemployment and terrifying death rates. But this may be the weirdest thing that we will remember about the Coronavirus pandemic - Nike has shifted some of their massive resources to making face masks for our medical …
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Beyonce's Performance at Kobe's Memorial Broke the Internet's Heart

"Broke the internet" is a term that gets flung around a lot, so we're not saying that Beyonce's mashup of XO/Halo at Kobe and Gianna Bryant's memorial service "broke the internet", but it's certainly broken the internet's heart. The songstress put her heart and soul into a performance for the father and daughter that were …
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The Bachelor Jumps the Fence

Surprise, surprise, another Bachelor goes down in flames. Last night's episode was one for the books, culminating in The Virgin Colton literally hopping a fence in a rage. Via BuzzFeed: After frontrunner contestant Cassie Randolph told him she wasn't sure if she was ready for marriage, Colton begged her to stay. However, she decided to …
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News Station Accidentally Tweets Gay Porn

Oh gaaaawd it's my worst nightmare. Have you ever opened the browser on your phone to show someone the sweet new car you're thinking of buying, only to accidentally open it to your last visited page (a Google search asking if it's "okay that my pee is the color of pomegranate")? Or to be showing …
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Couple Arrested For Sex On Roof of Chipotle

Sometimes you just don't know when THE MOOD will hit. Maybe it's in the middle of a first date dinner when you found out the chick across from you likes Die Hard as much as you. Or while walking down the street on a hot day when you both yell "man I want a margarita" …
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Ladies Are Going Crazy Over this Handsome Felon

You may remember a few years ago when this gorgeous law-breaker's mugshot went viral - guys around the world created memes declaring their love for the blue-eyed, pouty lipped stunner. Yesterday, though, a new mugshot hit the web and this time, it's fo' da ladies. Meet multiple felon and currently jailed sexpot, Jeremy Meeks: Jeremy's …
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