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If you're a sports fan (or a beer fan) (or an onion dip fan), chances are you've already mentally checked out and plan to spend the last 6 hours of the "work week" making online Super Bowl bets and figuring out where you'll be getting slobber-faced drunk this Sunday, since it's the last time of …

You know how sometimes you're at work, and you're like "ugh, I wish I wasn't here, I wish I was off gettin' booty somewhere"? Well, one Florida cop decided to stop wishing and start making it happen. Sadly, his tryst was pretty damn illegal. Via Philly.com: Former Ocoee Officer Shaun Whiting reportedly met a woman …

Welcome back, #teamSINGLE! How was your weekend? Did you get to use some of our tips for getting laid? Or did you, like someone I know, get thrown against a wall by a bout of the flu so bad it felt like maybe your insides were revolting and trying to secede from your body? Well, …

After a recent string of stories about desperate folks resorting to horribly creepy and illegal acts in order to get laid, I have decided to begin a new series of posts about reasons to join OBC, thereby avoiding the atrocities these people had to commit. For example, Join OBC, Don't F*ck A Horse. Or Join …

Ugh, what a boring week. Seriously - I was on a HUNT for some juicy gossip, something super weird, ANYTHING that would make you go WTF, but nothing happened! It's like the world forgot that we have millions upon millions of internet users to placate. STEP UP YOUR GAME, WORLD. Oh well, here are all …

When do you think we'll have a week that isn't punctuated by awful news? It seems like every week there's a hurricane or a tornado or a bombing or a violent protest. It kinda makes you wonder if the Earth has just had enough of us humans and is plotting (with the help of malaria …

Good afternoon, y'all. The weekend is so close we can almost taste it, but before you put on those hooker heels and start tossing back tequila shots, let us recap what we've learned this week, eh? (Do you like how I started southern and ended Canadian? No? Me neither. Let's move on.) We laughed (and …

This was another great week on BCU! We did so many activities! Let's just jump right in so you can get outta those work clothes and head out for a weekend of debauchery sensible drinking and low-calorie, healthy meals! Whatever did we talk about this week? We gave you 5 great reasons why you, as …