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Weekend News Roundup!

I realized recently that when coming back from a weekend of partying, hanging out with friends, getting booty, and ignoring the interwebz altogether, many of us miss out on the top news of the weekend. Fast-forward to next weekend, and someone is like "hey did you hear about the new Mars Rover landing safely? Huge …
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Rodney King Found Dead

Hear the name Rodney King, and what do you think of? Some think of the racial turmoil in the US during the late 80s and early 90s. Others think of abusive of power that many police officers still take part in to this day. Some just repeat the famous line, "can we all just get …
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Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars at a Gala

This photo, featuring ex-Leader of the Free World William Jefferson Clinton and three porn stars, has been circulating the web the past couple days to much laughter and (I'm sure) judgmental head-shaking. I personally shrugged it off, thinking that there were much more exciting things happening in the world than a 65-year-old dude posing with …
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Is It Racist? Kid Dresses in Black Face for MLK Report

It's too early for this! It's Monday! We're all still rolling out of bed and trying to find a cab home getting coffee and an Eggo waffle! Why do these things have to pop up on my news feed before I've put my contacts in?!! Oh well. Time and weird racism stories wait for no …
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RIP Junior Seau

Breaking News: Former Patriots (and our home team, the Chargers) linebacker was found this morning in his Oceanside, CA home, dead of an apparent gunshot wound to the chest. Police statements claim he was found by his girlfriend, who called 911. Paramedics attempted to save the 43-year-old, 12-time NFL Pro-Bowler, but he was pronounced dead …
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Planned Parenthood Turns Down Donation From Tucker Max

I remember when I first got my hands on a copy of Tucker Max's controversial book, "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell." I had heard that it was a hilariously honest, if not politically-incorrect look at the world of dating for a guy who can get any girl, and thought hey - why not …
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Mega Millions Winner Cheats Co-Workers Out of Winnings

Well, THIS was bound to happen - according to RadarOnline, one of the winners of this weekend's MegaMillions lottery (the biggest amount for a lottery of all time) is coming under heat from her co-workers at McDonald's, because they claim they all chipped in for the ticket that won the big bucks ($218 million dollars!). …
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Worst Lottery Luck Ever

Did you buy a lottery ticket on Friday? I know I did. Despite the knowledge that the lottery is a "tax on the stupid," I (and most everyone I knew) threw down a few dollars on the very minuscule chance that I could be a multi-millionaire. Obviously, of course, I didn't win a dollar, because …
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Some Woman Says Jeremy Piven is Bad at Oral Sex

The internet can be a wonderful thing. It can help people share information, keep in contact with friends and family, and meet new people. On the other hand, it is the worst thing that has ever happened to the world ever, because 2 Girls 1 Cup happened, and gossip websites are more powerful than ever, …
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