Condoms + Mentos + Coke = ?
One very excited Italian man and some sort of metaphor I’m too dumb to figure out. Any suggestions?
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Porn Star Wants to Bang 23 Guys on Her 23rd Birthday
If you’re a sports fan (or a beer fan) (or an onion dip fan), chances are you’ve already mentally checked out and plan to spend the last 6 hours of the “work week” making online Super Bowl bets and figuring out where you’ll be getting slobber-faced drunk this Sunday, since it’s the last time of […]
Cop Has Mistress Call 911 to Hook Up
You know how sometimes you’re at work, and you’re like “ugh, I wish I wasn’t here, I wish I was off gettin’ booty somewhere”? Well, one Florida cop decided to stop wishing and start making it happen. Sadly, his tryst was pretty damn illegal. Via Philly.com: Former Ocoee Officer Shaun Whiting reportedly met a woman […]
Maybe Don’t Have Sex With a Drink Trolley
Yesterday, we shared our 2014 New Years Booty Resolutions. We thought we had the whole span covered, from expanding your horizons to utilizing OBC as your hook-up portal of choice. But then this morning I woke up and saw this story on Metro mag and realized NOPE, there is one more resolution to add to […]
NO NO NO NO!
It’s Thursday, so the most risky thing we at OBC will be doing today is MAYBE getting mustard on our sandwiches at lunch instead of just mayo. I mean, if we’re being honest I’ll probably say “yeah, DEFINITELY mustard… in fact, DELI MUSTARD!” but then the second the guy at the counter lifts that bottle […]
Your Sex Life is Totally Normal, Don’t Even Worry About It
Ever thought you had some weird kinks? Like maybe you’ve got a thing for toes or toes IN sandals or toes inserted carefully into your ear? Well, don’t worry about your fetish. Seriously. It is TOTALLY NORMAL, at least compared to this.
Hot or Not: Q-Cup Boobs
Feeling that 2 o’clock feeling? Oh, here, let me wake you up – BOOBS!!!!! How’s that for a wake up call? We all love boobs. Whether they are Kate Upton/Christina Hendricks massive or teeny-tiny, they’re all great. A celebration of femininity, a soft handful (or more) of pure happiness. However, I’m not exactly sure I […]
Kids Not Allowed to Say Hump Day Anymore
I… I just don’t know what to think of this. On one hand, COME ON. There are people in offices who do this on a daily basis (I’m looking at you, Craig. Seriously, it’s not funny anymore) and no one is getting reprimanded for it (but seriously, Craig, stop). Way to suspend children who are […]
This Couple Make Showering Together Look GROSS AF.
Couples showers: one of the most sexy and fun things you can do with a partner! The combination of steam and suds makes for the perfect setting for some morning or evening hanky-panky. Unless you’re this couple, who have taken a universally loved sexy activity and made is GROSS and BORING and TERRIBLE. I suppose […]
Ignore the Shutdown and Dance!
Last night at midnight, a government shutdown went into effect, meaning funding to all government run systems is DONEZO. Washington DC is a ghost town and people are asking themselves “what the hell kind of mental disorder do all politicians seem to have and how can I avoid contracting or spreading said disease to my […]