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One More Day! One More Day!

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Day one of the World Cup is like Christmas as a kid, except that this Christmas involves heavily drinking before noon and spouting obscenities at the TV. Actually... now that I say it out loud, yes. The World Cup is exactly like Christmas. We'll all lay in bed tonight, trying to fall asleep, with images …
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World Cup Countdown: Animals Playing Soccer

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I'm going to admit something that may well get me beaten and shackled within the confines of my cubicle here: This weekend, I forgot about the World Cup. I just forgot it existed. There was basketball on, and drinks to be drank, and I just plum forgot that the world's most watched sports tournament was …
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No Sex Allowed for English Soccer Team

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TGIF, woo hoo! It's Friday, San Diego weather is at a balmy 75 degrees, and OH YEAH, The Official BCU World Cup countdown is at T-minus 7 days! Aiiiyyyeee! Today's World Cup update is a little more depressing than we'd like, but were determined to report all the WC2k10 news, good or bad. This news …
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5 Players to Watch in the World Cup

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Today's official countdown to the World Cup post is a look at the players who are about to star in the 2nd most exciting sports tournament in the history of tournaments, falling only behind those Lion versus Man fights back in Ancient Rome. Unfortunately, yours truly has absolutely no idea who or what is good/bad …
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NFL Draft Drinking Game

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Welcome, readers, to your weekly dose of a female staffer pretending she knows anything about sports or physical activity of any kind! In this weeks episode: FOOTBALL! The sport I could have sworn ended like, a month ago is apparently back in full swing, with something called a "draft," which I thought was a handwritten …
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Top 5 Crazy Female Body Builders

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There are just some women in the world you do NOT want to piss off. Drunk girls, PMS-ing girls, and girls with linebacker-sized boyfriends come to mind. However, did you know there are in fact linebacker-sized ladies? It's true. And they, beyond all others, are women you don't want to piss off. This seems to …
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Futbol Vs. Football

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Oh no. It's what we've always feared stateside: English soccer player David Beckham scoring a TD on Reggie Bush, Running Back for the nearly undefeated New Orleans Saints. It can't be true! Legacy embedded media
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Serena Williams Fined $175,000

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Remember Serena Williams' expletive-laced rant at a line judge during the US Open? I believe she threatened to shove her tennis ball down the judge's throat? Yeah, that one. Well, turns out her tirade is going to cost her a steep $175,000 and a two-year probation. Quite a sum for throwing a temper tantrum, I'd …
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Dwayne Wade Dunks On Varejao

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This week in sports (aside from Manny Pacquiao's win over Miguel Cotto), we see Dwayne Wade performing a earth-shattering dunk over Anderson Varejao. That's a NBA poster if I ever saw one.
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