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After years of speculation and rumors that Reggie Bush had accepted cash, gifts, and even a house from marketing agents at USC, he finally decided that the right thing to do was to give up his Heisman Trophy. Sounds noble, right? Well, not really when you consider that he's never admitted to his transgressions and …

Last night I found my self 32 minutes deep into a show about Justin Bieber. I'm sorry, let me rephrase that. I was 32 minutes deep into a show about Justin Bieber going head to head in a song and dance competition with Shaquille O'Neall (what? WHAT?). It was at about minute 40, when I …

Well, it's over guys. We're done. 110 minutes of hard play on Saturday morning and the US of A lost their chance at World Cup glory, as well as any chance of us caring about soccer again until 2014, when we'll begrudgingly wear US flags and pretend to understand "offsides" if only to be allowed …

Did you know the World Cup is still going on? Crazy, right? I mean, there are like, 4 matches every single day. No, dude, I'm not kidding. Every single day. The reason you probably don't know this is because the majority of the most anticipated matches start at like, 4 in the morning (or 6, …

What is the deal with Lakers fans? Seriously, you guys are almost as bad as Raiders fans these days, and combined, you're basically just turning our entire state into one big freakshow of people who take professional sports more seriously than their jobs and families. Like, hooray! Our favorite sports team won! Let's push over …