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Now that we've gone over the potentially disastrous parts of this weekends testosterone-fest, let's lighten the mood with a pleasant look at the top 5 super bad-ass, TOTALLY UNBEATABLE parts of Super Bowl weekend. 1) The Great Bar Vs Barbeque Party War Every year, my group of friends debates for a solid month and a …
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Countdown to the Super Bowl: Day 7
Green Bay Packers. Pittsburgh Steelers. Two teams from two cities that I neither know nor care ANYTHING about. Actually no - I think one of them likes cheese or something? Maybe? Either way, the Super Bowl is this weekend, and despite it having not one team that I am even vaguely interested in, we still …
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The 4 Best Parts of the Playoff Games Yesterday
Rashard Mendenhall pretends to have butt sex with Ben Roethlisberger in front of EVERYONE Following allegations that Ben Roethlisberger rapes people, it is surprising to me that something like this took so long to happen. Luckily, it went down on a day when half the nation was watching. I imagine that somewhere, Ben is sitting …
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Brett Favre "Retiring" "Probably" "Maybe"
It's that time of the year, everyone. The ice is melting, the sun is shining, and the flowers are blooming. THAT'S RIGHT- it's Brett Favre retirement discussion season! What joy! According to Fox Sports, two sources have claimed that Favre turned in his retirement papers on Monday. Although this doesn't really mean much and he …
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Worst Playoff Bet EVER
The coming weekend of divisional playoff games is set to be an exciting one. You can tell because dudes around the world were already setting their weekend plans before the last game was even over. "SWEET TOUCHDOWN, MARSHAWN but seriously guys down to the real business. Whose house are we going to sh*t all over …
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Marshawn Lynch's Touchdown: Magic Star Version
Oh look, we're all still alive. That's great. The world didn't blow up yet and animals have stopped Heaven's Gate-ing themselves so I suppose it's safe to say that maybe, just MAYBE we're going to make it to 2012. That being said, this week is going to be GREAT. It's a three day weekend coming …
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Awesome Free Throw
Now that the Chargers' hopes and dreams have been crushed into a mushy green wasabi (because of the yellow and blue! COLORS!), it's time to start looking for other sports to actually follow. College basketball, for one. And it's moments like this one during an Idaho State game this past week that we hope can …
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Most NSFW Football Celebrations Ever
Two sports posts in one day, you ask? Yes, and trust me, you'll like it, so quiet down. This past week had one of the most awesome NFL games of the season, with the Eagles coming back after being down 21 to win the game against the Giants 38 - 31. It was definitely one …
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Does Rex Ryan's Wife Have a Foot Fetish?
It's stories like this that make me think "good lord, get off their back!" Not unlike the Miley Cyrus salvia story and other tales of celebrities private lives, I feel like the media should back off a bit. Let's take a look at the Rex Ryan story, shall we? According to Deadspin, someone unearthed some …
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NFL Adding a Soundtrack to Games
While riding the elevator down from the 9th BCU offices last night, a news snippet flashed on the elevator television caught my eye that said, "NFL considering adding music to games." I could have sworn it was a joke. I mean, it had to be, right? That's just a silly quip thrown in the news …
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