Sports

After 19 seasons playing basketball, 2 seasons of an awesome competition show, the most awesome animated/live action Warner Bros sports movie ever, one hilarious video dressed as Beyonce, and even a turn as a conductor of a world renounced orchestra, Shaquille O'Neal has bid adieu to his basketball career. He announced it first on his …

In the NBA's biggest "whoops!" moment since Dennis Rodman went blond, Bulls point guard Derrick Rose is sticking his size 16 foot in his mouth after ESPN Magazine released an interview with him where they asked how big of a problem illegal enhancement is in the sport, to which he answered: "Seven. It's huge and …

In what is being hailed as the most-watched game of NBA basketball in the history of cable television, the nation's collective jaw dropped Sunday night after Chicago Bull Taj Gibson epically dunked on Dwyane Wade, one of the Miami Heat's star players. The dunk was so spectacular that it was only a matter of hours …

You know that feeling when you keep finding crumpled up bar tabs and ATM receipts after a particularly debaucherous night and the guilt just pierces you like a rusty spoon? And you're just like, "crap, I spent like $200 last night. DOES THAT SAY BUTTERY NIPPLE? Who ordered SIX buttery nipples?!!!"Well, apparently when you're making …

With the help of about four different sports websites, I am going to attempt to tell you what happened last night during the Miami Heat vs Boston Celtics game, and what it means for the series, which moves to Boston Saturday night. Considering my experience with basketball consists of, well, nothing, my preemptive apologies in …

OH YOU GUYS! Football! It IS still happening this year! HOORAYYYY! I had heard that there wasn't going to be a season due to some, er... "budget disputes" (aka pointless arguments between a bunch of people who already make way too much money), but apparently everyone is going to angrily accept their 40 million dollars …