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You can finally come out of your basements and put the canned goods away, gentlemen, because according to the Los Angeles Times, the NFL lockout is nearly over as players and owners finally come to a deal. All that's left is for the 1,900 players to vote on the deal, after which free agency and …
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Best NASCAR Prayer Ever
Sometimes I think that stereotypes are created by the people that harbor them. Black people are not dangerous and Mexican people are not lazy and German people don't want to murder all the Jews, but the longer you believe these ideas, the closer they come to being true. So if you said, "oh man, I …
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Cedric Benson Beat Up His Roommate
Chalk this up on the list of things you don't ever want to experience: getting the ever living sh*t beat out of you by an NFL football player. According to TMZ, Cincinnati Bengals running back Cedric Benson is under investigation for allegedly beating up his roommate Clavens Charles after a dispute over their Texas living …
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The Top 5 Facebook Reactions To The World Cup
YourOpenbook.org is a website created to show people how private (or not so private) Facebook became during the shift to a more public social network. It was a really interesting idea in theory, but I don't think it was really used for that purpose. At all. In fact the only times I've ever used YourOpenBook …
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The Hottest Girls on The US Women's Soccer
Real quick - is there a reason why everywhere I try and type "women's" it says it's a typo? I mean, that's not wrong, is it? Women's soccer, that's what it's called, right? And women's clothing and women's basketball? These things are all "women's," right? Whatever, sexist internet. OH WTF, apparently "vaginas" isn't correct, EITHER?! …
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The Tony Romo Wedding Video is Embarrassing
I know what you're thinking. "Duh, ALL WEDDING VIDEOS are embarrassing." I know. All wedding videos are inherently embarrassing because everything about a wedding is weird and archaic and kid of silly. However, most videos are taking by like, your uncle who teaches an AV class at a high school so the video quality is …
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Derek Jeter Gets 3000th Hit
"Yeah, I dunno, boning Cameron Diaz and Minka Kelly really wasn't enough to make me happy. I had to do something that only 28 players in the history of America have done. But yeah, no, really, have fun at your desk job."
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Mascot Boner Fail
When the Amarillo Sox manager Mark Lee geared up for his independent baseball team's unveiling of their new mascot, he was very excited. This was the team's first year playing, and the first night when they'd finally get to see their own "Amarillo Sock" in action. However, the sock that showed up didn't look much …
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Ron Artest Changed His Name to Metta World Peace
"Wait wait wait, did you say RON ARTEST? Of the LAKERS? Well in that case. Sorry about the last 50 years." -Muammar Al-Qaddafi (JK! NO ONE SAID THAT!) Source
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Lebron and Jason Kidd Check Out a Chick
Just to prove that even in the most dire of instances, guys just cant keep their eyes off a sexy lady.
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