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The Mark Sanchez Flinch

Poor, poor Mark Sanchez. First he gets caught wiping a booger on a teammate, then he hooks up with a 17-year-old, and now this. Buzzfeed came across this classic clip from this weekend's game against the Bills. Sure, the Jets won, pushing their record to 5 and 3, but this replay of Sanchez flinching like …
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Tim Tebowing

AHEM:Tebow: (v) to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.I was personally unaware of this phenomenon, until just now when I was sent this video from last night's embarrassing game between the Broncos and Lions in which Tebow was sacked an incredible SEVEN …
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Skateboarder Backflips Between Two Boards

Here's the tough thing about skateboards: they have wheels! One might try to stand on a skateboard very carefully and not make it move at all to try and look casual and cool in front of some boys in the middle school parking lot but those DAMN WHEELS TOTALLY RUINED MIGHT RUIN THE ENTIRE THING. …
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Proof that Baseball is Boring

Gentleman, I can not force you to believe what I say is true. I can beg and I can plead and I can sob at your feet, but you may say NAY, I SHAN'T BELIEVE YOU. I can only present you the facts to you that I know to be true, and let you come …
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High Schooler Kicks a 64-yard Field Goal

Every time a kicker steps on the field of an NFL game, I'm shocked at how scrawny they look compared to the other players. Their arms are all arm-sized instead of Toyota Tercel-sized, and they're short and look like they might have a children's sized jersey on, and on top of that they always seem …
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Marion Barber's Failed Backflip Attempt

I LOVE excessive celebration. I adore it when players bust out the Dougie or do some other silly little dance in the endzone and I think it's ridiculous that there is a rule against it. Are you kidding me?! You consider a 20 second jig after a touchdown to be "excessive" in a sport where …
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Home Run Nut Shot

Sometimes the internet does a phenomenal job of being itself. For example when I'm trying to find out if this rash is contagious. Or if I really need to know the lyrics to a song that everyone stopped singing in 1989. Or when I am shopping for a Nazi flag for my Jewish friend because …
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Marcus Camby Denies Weed in Car Was His

With the decriminalization of marijuana in California, I feel like we're all collectively starting to realize that weed isn't exactly the life-ruining hardcore drug that our the government wants us to believe it is. It's not a "gateway" drug anymore than booze is, and the closest it comes to destroying lives is allowing foods like …
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The NY Giants Are Douche Bags

Look - we in San Diego aren't really allowed to judge other football teams. Our quarterback, while talented, looks like a chubby 12-year-old and acts like one too, and our defensive and running games are both fairly embarrassing. However, after seeing the next two videos, I have to give us credit for never pulling either …
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The Mayweather Knockout Controversy

Last night's exciting boxing match between Victor Ortiz and Floyd Mayweather Jr. ended as most people expected: with Ortiz getting knocked-the-f***-out by Mayweather. No shocker there. However, the way that it went down has been causing a bit of a stir among fans.According to The Root, Mayweather may have sucker punched Ortiz as he attempted …
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