Sports

It’s Not Crazy, it’s Sports

Did you participate in any fantasy football leagues this season? I'm sorry, let me rephrase that. Are you a young adult male with an interest in sports? Then you probably found yourself making some bets this past few months that ended pretty poorly for your wallet. I know a person who made a $300 bet …
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Craziest Interception of the Year

Courtesy of the Independence Bowl, this ridiculous pick looks more like something out of a Three Stooges movie then a college level football game between Missouri and North Carolina. It totally deserves a Benny Hill soundtrack, don't you think?
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Kobe Bryant Getting Divorced

Apparently that TWO MILLION DOLLAR "I'm sorry" ring just didn't do the trick - according to TMZ, Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa is filing for divorce. Previously known for the 2003 sexual assault allegation by a hotel employee in Colorado, sources are now saying that Bryant cheated on his wife with "multiple women" and that the …
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Lamar Odom Traded to the Mavericks

It looks like Lamar Odom has an answer to his Tweeted question, "When a team trades u and it doesn’t go down? Now what?” and the answer is "head to Dallas, cowpoke." According to ESPN, Odom has been traded to the Dallas Mavericks for an $8.9 million trade exception and a protected first round pick. …
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Will Chris Paul Go to the Lakers?

Basketball players and fans alike rejoiced yesterday as news hit that the NBA lockout was finally over. Men around the nation breathed a sigh of relief that they wouldn't have to go like, two whole months without any sort of professional sports, because GOD FORBID, you know? Needless to say, excitement over the end of …
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We Hate Tom Brady Too, Kid.

Come on, that hair? And the hats? And the limitless talent that makes the Patriots nearly as unstoppable as the Packers? AND GISELE? AND THOSE HATS? We feel you, kid. He IS the worst.
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Nick Novak Pees on the Sidelines

As a Charger fan, my Sundays have officially died. Sure I can go to brunch and maybe watch some other games and see friends and have a couple beers, but the excitement and fanfare and comradeship of having Charger Super Bowl hopes is now over. Sure, it's still mathematically possible for the Chargers to make …
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Pacquiao Vs Marquez: Who Really Won?

Well folks, I'm back from Vegas. It was, um... a party. I don't know if you've ever been to Vegas during a fight weekend or a holiday weekend or a WEEKEND AT ALL (I normally hit Sin City on a Tuesday to avoid the crowds), but that place is INSANE. There were boxing fans of …
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Brutal Boxing Photo

I'm getting geared up to watch the Manny Paquiao vs Juan Manuel Marquez fight this weekend in Vegas, reading up on the potential outcome, doing thousands of situps to prepare for the inevitably slutty Vegas outfits, and watching other boxing and UFC matches to prepare myself for the inevitable ass-kicking that I will be witness …
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