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Adrian Peterson Arrested for... Um... Resisting Arrest

Known for being a pretty chill guy, the news that Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson was arrested in a Houston nightclub last week comes as quite a surprise. According to TMZ, Peterson was OBLITERATED drunk and uncharacteristically cocky when he got into the brawl at Live at Bayou Place, after the bartender failed to …
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Derrick Rose and His Torn ACL Hit the Club

I don't know much know literally anything about basketball, but with limited knowledge of the human body and a LOT of knowledge about how drunk people can be at the clubs, I find it kind of strange that Chicago Bulls guard Derrick Rose would compromise his health by hitting the club last night, despite having …
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Lamar Odom is Going Back to the Clippers

Time to pack up and head back to LA! According toRadarOnline, Lamar Odom is leaving Dallas and setting up shop in LA to join the Clippers. Despite playing below averagely on the Mavericks last season, the Clippers are ready to sign a deal that would bring Odom back to the team he played for from …
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Stephen A Smith Says 'Don't Be Disrespectful' - The Remix

Good MOOOORNING, campers! How you doin' this morning? Welcome back to the working week, where everything smells like microwaved salmon and your back hurts all the time for no reason. Let's start this week off right with a fun remix video featuring ESPN commentator Stephen A. Smith, who DOES NOT like when people are SO …
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Miami Heat Wins the NBA Finals

After 5 games, Lebron has done it again, and the Heat have their second NBA title! The Miami team, lead by Lebron James, Chris Bosh, and Dwyane Wade, ended the series against the Oklahoma City Thunder with a 121 - 106 win last night at American Airlines Arena. Unlike the Heat, who spent the seconds …
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Chris Bosh High Five Fail

The NBA Finals are in full swing, with the Heat and Thunder at one win apiece, and everyone is wondering who will be the standout star for the series. I didn't get to see much b-ball while on mini-vacay (poor Chicagoans are Bulls fans), but it appears Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, and Russell Westbrook have …
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Some Kobe That I Used to Know

In the wake of the Laker beating heard 'round the world, this video is especially poignant. Also, just plain hilarious. Good morning Friday! WE MADE IT!
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Thunder Eliminates Lakers Playoffs Dreams

Did you know there was an NBA team called the Oklahoma City Thunder? Uh, this was news to me, considering the only teams whose games I'd ever seen were the Lakers, the Celtics, the Mavericks and the Heat. Maybe there was a team called the Nuggets? That could just be me thinking of my late …
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The Most Important 2012 NFL Draft News

Although I try to write this blog from the view of a worldly, knowledgeable dude who knows how to fix cars and tie ties and skateboard, the truth is I am just a 20-something woman with a slight appreciation for those things. True, I'm not sure what a "carburetor" is, and hockey might as well …
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James Justice Wins Slam Dunk Contest

As a fairly short human being - no, let's be honest - as a freakishly short human being, I am always impressed and proud when I see one of my fellow vertically-challenged compadres succeeding in a field generally reserved for the tall. When Darren Sproles had his impressive season on the Chargers I immediately bought …
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