Sports

I always thought it was just a coincidence that football and church fell on the same day of the week. I mean, I guess I always did notice that on certain Sundays my dad was still in his pajamas drinking a beer and watching TV as I was being ushered out into freezing temperatures to …

In general, I am repulsed by the word "EPIC." Once only used by surfers describing their barrel-riding skills, it has become an overused, overplayed, meaningless term used on the internet to describe cats jumping in boxes and kids lighting themselves on fire. However, that being said, Vick's performance last night was, in a word, EPIC. …

It seems like just yesterday that LeBron James was holding his own hour-long press conference, and Cleveland folk were sobbing and pleading for him to stay while New York citizens offered up free blow jobs for life if he joined the Knicks and Miami was like, "we got Bosh and Wade, so, whatevs." And when …

I've been looking to find something, ANYTHING, about the ALCS playoff games that is even vaguely interesting to write about, but unfortunately, the fact of the matter is that un til the World Series, baseball is just straight bo-ring. Until today, that is, when like a gift from the heavens I received word that some …

Brett Favre is many things: a Minnesota Vikings quarterback, a 1990s era jeans spokesman, a person who doesn't understand the meaning of the word "retirement." And now we have another title to add to the list: a woefully unrequited sexter. That's right, everyone! The rumored photos of the 97 year old quarterback's junk that he …

The Commonwealth Games, in New Delhi, India, are the puny step-brother of the Olympics (because America isn't involved) held every four years in one of the member states of the Commonwealth of Nations. I scoffed at them all week, hearing news that the conditions were terrible, the heat was intolerable, and the drama surrounding the …

Hey Bengals, can we sit down real quick and discuss the current state of your two star players? Yes, I mean Terrell Owens and the other one whose legal name I refuse to say out loud. Can we just get together and maybe have a little talk about their egos? Look: I know they are …