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Professor Says You're Not Going To Get Your Bracket Right So Screw It

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March Madness is upon us and offices around the country are betting on which college basketball teams are gonna make it the distance. People are throwing down cash, making guesses on teams they didn't even know existed, and just hoping and praying that they MAYBE MIGHT BE SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE and win the …
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The Most Important Part of the Magic Vs Pacers Game

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A video has gone viral this morning which shows some seriously controversial stuff happening during last night's Magic Pacers game. It's being widely debated on several different websites, causing divisions between friends and colleagues regarding who in the video is in the wrong. A major foul has been committed, clearly, but everyone is having a …
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Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Are Officially a Couple

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Today was a slow news day. Yes, Lindsay Lohan is officially going back to rehab, and yeah, The Kardashians are smelling each others' vaginas on TV, but that's about as shocking as warm cottage cheese. One interesting tidbit of sports/celebrity gossip, though, is that world-famous golfer and even-more-than-world-famous cheater Tiger Woods is officially dating Olympic …
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Monday Morning Dose of Fail

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Are you bummed it's Monday? Back to the grind, nose first into the work week, as far from the weekend as logistically possible - it makes sense why you might feel kinda low. Chin up though, because no matter how many coffee stains you have on your shirt, your morning can't possibly as crummy as …
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Best Hockey Fight Ever

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We don't ever really talk about hockey here on BCU, because we live in the southern half of the contiguous United States and therefore could not possibly give less of a shit about the sport. When we think hockey, we think of Emilio Estevez and the Flying-V and that's about it. However, on this Friday …
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Serge Ibaka Punched Blake Griffin In the Nuts

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Next up in our series of Douche Moves brought to you by the National Basketball Association, comes this delightful little nutshot by OKC Thunder's Serge Ibaka to poor, unsuspecting Clippers forward Blake Griffin. This move, which only earned Ibaka a flagrant but no suspension, slightly out-douches last week's entry by Will Bynum. Congratulations to everyone …
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Will Bynum Suspended For Tempter Tantrum

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Every once in a while, EVERYONE loses their temper for a minute. Maybe your roommate left the oven on after making pizza rolls for the TWELFTH TIME. Or your neighbor parked in your spot and it's 11pm after a 14 hour day at work and the nearest spot is eight blocks away in a shady …
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Kevin Garnett Does Yoga

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This month, we're workin' on our fitness. Trying to eat better, exercising, and cutting back on the booze are our three goals, and though I admit I've had my share of boozy nights, I've stuck to just a few drinks instead of enough to drown a small village. As for exercise, we think it's important …
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Blake Griffin Switches Hands Mid-Dunk

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I've admitted several times that I don't really understand the rules behind basketball. I know you have to get the ball in the basket, and I know you can't "double dribble," but honestly other than that it just looks like a bunch of people avoiding each other in a mall during Black Friday trying to …
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Skiier Lindsey Vonn Airlifted After Accident

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Now that football is over, I assumed that we'd be free for a while of horrible accidents that make you cringe and promise to be more careful when stepping off curbs. Unfortunately, the world championships of skiing in Austria showed that nope - we're never safe from terrifying accidents. Lindsay Vonn, Olympic gold medalist and …
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