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5 Lies All Women Tell

Women are crafty. They are like sneaky little mongooses (mongeese?) who look sweet and adorable but in reality they EAT SNAKES. One of the craftiest skills of the woman is deception. While they might not consider it to be lying, per se, it definitely isn't honest. Here are 5 of the most prominent lies women …
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Facial Hair: Translated

I don't know about your state, but California at the moment is having a severe infestation. Not of locusts or fruit flies; that might be bearable, but instead it's the dreaded hipsters. With their too-small shirts and fixed-gear bikes, they're everywhere, at all the bars and parks and stoplights. The worst part of these hipsters? …
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Men With ED Will Probably Die

If I were to ask you, "What is the worst part about Erectile Dysfunction?" You'd probably answer, "Oh, I don't know, the dysfunctional part?" And up until about 5 minutes ago, I'd have agreed with you. Having a little buddy who's just being lazy and worthless down there sounds about like the worst thing ever. …
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Having the Bad Sex Talk

Technology has its perks, free communication, quick responses, and microwavable cake come to mind. However, it's not crazy to believe that technology has made us a little apprehensive and shy about talking face to face. People have a hard time even asking each other on dates, let alone talking about sex. The only thing that …
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Loud Sex Enough to Search Your House

That's right, guys. You're gonna have to keep that in mind the next time you send a booty call message to a sexy single on OBC. When they come over and you inevitably get to some mind-blowing boot-knockin', make sure you keep it down. According to a court in New Jersey, loud sex is enough …
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President Obama Gets in On March Madness

It seems as though matters of national security were put on hold for a few days as President Obama constructed his March madness predictions. [Insert commentary about college basketball, because I seriously know nothing about the subject] While the president is known for making bold statements, for the bracket he went the safe route, choosing …
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Today's Women Have 3 Times More Sex

You can call us Generation Sex! A study carried out by ICM claims that women who came of age between the years 2000 and 2009 have an average of 5.65 sexual partners by the time they hit 24 years old, unlike our parents' generation, when the average was only 3.72 partners. And the generation before …
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5 Unarguable Break Up Lines

BCU has shared before its list of the worst break up lines... the clichés and lies that your soon-to-be-ex will see right through to the lines that can somehow be argued against. There comes a point as a breaker when you might have to bust out the big guns- throw caution to the wind and …
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