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Prisoner Sleeps With 5 Guards

Just to add to the notion that some men have just "got it," comes news that Michael Murphy, a prisoner in Montana, managed to seduce 5 prison guards, a clinical therapist, and other prison workers, while doing 25 years for burglary, theft, and fraud. You've got to give props to a guy who can hook …
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Man Marries Body Pillow

Apparently it's time for OBC to make an appearance in Korea. A 28 year old Korean guy named Lee Jin-gyu just married his 'dakimakura,' a kind of body pillow with an anime character on it. Don't worry, this isn't a normal practice in Korea, apparently there he's called "otaku," a word that is translated roughly …
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The GGG Scale

Was I think only person in the world unaware of the term "GGG"? It's a term coined by Dan Savage, gay author and sex advice columnist for The Stranger (awesome magazine name). A little more research, though, shows that the GGG works for both gay and straight couples. It stands for Good, Giving, Game, or …
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Top 5 Oscar Hotties

Blah blah blah fashion couture classy elegant whatever whatever whatever. Here are BCU's top picks for Academy Award hotness. 1. Rachel McAdams Steering away from the drab single toned dresses that most stars rock on the red carpet, Rachel McAdams went with "muted tones" and "flowing panels of organza and mousseline," which I think is …
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Best Divorce Letter Ever

There is nothing funny about divorce. It is sad, life-altering, expensive, depressing, awful awful awful. Divorce is one of the main reasons the BCU team isn't into marriage! As the adage goes, "50% of marriages end in divorce, the other half end in death." However, this guy's letter to his wife (or soon to be …
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Men Lose Their Minds Around Hot Women

Oh look, another study created primarily to let sex-deprived scientists check out hot chicks! A University of Queensland Australia research group performed some studies on a group of male skateboarders. They were asked to perform tricks while in front of their male peers, and then a group of beautiful women. Surprise, surprise, the guys took …
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The Secret Types Chicks Dig

Disclaimer: I am not here to deny the desire 99.9% of women would be completely satisfied with a romantic, funny man who just happens to have a gorgeous face and a Greek god body. However, just because you might not fit into that category doesn't mean you can't find an awesome chick ready to make …
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Manny Paquiao's Got Pipes!

There is something about Filipino boxer Manny Pacquiao that makes my heart just swell. It could be his tiny, hamster-like face, or his lightening fast punches, or the fact that he starred in a superhero movie called Wapakman along side a woman name Keanna Reeves. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE? Either way, I …
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Booty Call Texting Rules

Back before cell phones and the internet, booty calls had to be made over land line phones or (god forbid) face to face. Now that it's 2010, I imagine the percentage of booty calls that are made face to face has significantly declined, probably to like... zero. However, a downside of using technology to hit …
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