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Worst Reality Show Ever

Two anti-marriage posts in one day, you ask? Yes, my friend, it's just one of those days. Ricky Van Veen, of CollegeHumor.com, is searching for "talent" for his new reality show called Married By 30. As if the amount of fake-wedding reality shows on TV wasn't enough, right? I mean, first we have The Bachelor, …
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Overly-Creative Wedding Photo

It is pretty rare that you see a wedding photo that doesn't look cheesy and forced. I mean, when a photographer is telling you to "look like you're in love," it's kind of just asking for it. However, the photo below takes the cake for Wedding Photo Awkwardness. Ignoring the fact that they Photoshopped themselves …
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Crazy Things Women Do on Facebook

1. Stalking Remember back before the internet, when the only way to stalk someone was to literally stand in the bushes next to their house and peek in through their window while simultaneously trying to avoid being seen by the cops? In those day, stalking was an art. Only the super creepy dudes of the …
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Online Dating Stats

We're always looking for new statistics about online dating, so when statistic-minded site Online Schools released one of its great graphics about online dating, we we're super excited! The facts it comes out with are mostly what you'd expect, but here are a couple we found interesting: 1 out of 3 women who meet men …
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Cougar Barbie!

While searching in vain for photos from last year's Cougar Cruise, we came across something even better: this hilarious video from Break.com that celebrates the Barbie doll's 50th anniversary with a great commercial parody. It features a very cougar-esque looking Barbie inviting several college aged boys over for a party that goes from hot to …
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5 Weird Penis Facts

Human genitalia is weird. It makes perfect, anatomical sense, of course, but looking at it you can't help but wonder, "wtf is going on here?" And after reading this set of facts from The Frisky, I have decided that the penis is far superior in strangeness to the vagina. 1. One out of 400 men …
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Best St. Patrick's Day Texts

TextsFromLastNight is a brilliant website that allows people to send in their drunk and/or hungover text messages for the world to marvel at. Not only are they funny, but they provide quite an ego-boost, knowing that even if you got pretty tipsy last night, you didn't drink frog urine for 5 bucks. Considering the recent …
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Bananas May Prevent Spread of HIV

The amazing banana. High in potassium, delicious on cereal, and hilariously similar-looking to the penis. These were the only joys of the banana, up until recent study that may show bananas can help prevent HIV! A recent study reported on by the Montreal Gazette shows that a chemical in bananas has been as potent at …
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Fashion Red Flags: Guy Edition

We've written many articles explaining how people ruin their chance at getting a date, through their actions, manners, and behaviors throughout the first meeting. However, did you know you can ruin any chance of getting a date/a girlfriend/laid within the first moment of meeting? It has to do with your style, my friend! Women don't …
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