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Weekend Woman Crush

Didja notice we totally spaced on our Hump Day Hottie post? Don't blame us. Blame the guy that tried to f*ck a drink cart. He messed with our brains. This morning though, we realized that CRAP, we didn't give you your mid-week dose of sexy, so we decided to instead kick off your weekend with …
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#SOTS Thursday

May Gray is in full swing here in the normally-flawless state of California, making this Thursday especially tough to get through. It doesn't help that I woke up thinking it was Friday for some dumb reason, nor did it help that I ran out of coffee yesterday and forgot to get more so I am …
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Hump Day Hottie

I'm in a fantastic mood today! Why? Is it because I caved and bought Cinnamon Toast Crunch this week despite knowing it has the same nutritional value as the box it's packaged in? Nope! Is it because I got 13 hours of sleep last night due to a minor cold and a major dose of …
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The Booty Pillow

File this under "Things no one wants to receive for Christmas or any holiday in fact what the hell who even thought this was a good idea?"
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Lloyds New Song: Awesome or Awful?

Lloyd, who you may remember from 2010's "Bedrock" hit that was played on the radio at least every 12 minutes, has released his newest single, titled "Dedication to My Ex." Is it a loving reminiscence of a companion who has left? A witty, sarcastic jab at a woman who wronged him? Uh, sort of, if …
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This AXE Commercial is False Advertising

Funny idea and all, but as a person with an 18-year-old brother with every strain (yes strain, like a disease) of Axe and the ability to fill an entire room with the stank of Axe-flavored ball sweat, I can guarantee you that this. Would. Never. Happen.
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2011 Must-Sees in Fall TV

It's September and you guys know what THAT means!!!! FALL TELEVISION IS BAAAAACKKKK! "But, BCU girl, television is just the WORST!" - you"I know, shut up." - meHere are the top 5 shows you MUST watch this season!It's Always Sunny in PhiladelphiaSure the show took a bit of a downward turn last season, but we're …
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Culo: The Book

Now THIS is a book dedicated to anatomy that I can get behind (ooh! I made a pun!)According to Jezebel, famed photographer Raphael Mazzucco and music producer Jimmy Iovine have partnered to create a coffee table book for all of us who like big (and small) butts and can not lie.It's called Culo (Spanish for …
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Jay-Z and Kanye Collaboration on the Way

You know how they say if you divide by zero the universe will implode? The above picture is a snapshot of the the cover of an album set to release in August called Watch the Throne. It is a collaboration rap album made by two of the (if not THE) biggest rappers of our generation, …
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Banned Commercial for Fresh Balls

A recent article on Jezebel discussed the unfortunate double-standard surrounding the hygiene of men and women's nether regions. They argue that while advertisements for women's products are vague and almost indecipherable from say, body wash or face wipes, men's advertisements are hilariously to the point (like say, the Jaime Pressly ball scrubber commercial). However, I …
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