BCU Hotties

Our Hump Day Hottie this week is a bit of an unconventional one, y'ready? 19-year-old Chantelle Young is a contestant on this year's America's Next Top Model (season 21, JEEZUS), and stands out for one very obvious reason: she has vitiligo. Vitiligo causes depigmentation of parts of the skin, and Chantelle's is a pretty obvious …

Well hey there, Hump Day! You just snuck up on us, didn't you? We've noticed that there were a ton of "St. Patrick's Day Hotties" posts all over the web this week, which we were totally down for, but when we scrolled through the pages and pages of Paddy's-themed sexies, we were kinda appalled at …

Now that the time has changed, we're starting to gear up for spring. Meaning it's time to stop cramming leftover Christmas candy in our mouths, and time to switch from heavy beers and red wine to vodka sodas to try and cut some calories and drop a few winter L-Bs. Apparently, though, our Hump Day …

Southern California weathered a pretty insane storm last week (no kidding, it rained for like, ALMOST 2 whole days. We almost died, but faith helped us through), so we're happy to have our 70 degree March back today. Not only was it rough to have to stay inside all weekend (we no drive when skywater …

When it's possible to watch porn videos that star a guy in a lizard suit banging a chick in a Lisa Simpson costume (and based on yesterday's post, I'm guessing it is), it's hard to determine what is and isn't porn. Or for that matter, who is and isn't a porn star. For example, I …

Technically, we have featured Miss Salpa as our Hump Day Hottie before. Does that make her a celebrity? Meh, we don't think so, because I still can't name a single TV show she's on off the top of my head (edit: looked it up - Celebrity Big Brother. Still doesn't count.). However, in celebration of …

In our quest to find some unknown sex-pots for our weekly Hump Day Hottie post, we realized that hot DAMN, there are a lot of beautiful women out there who aren't getting the attention they deserve. What is UP with that? I mean, obviously with 6 billion + people on the planet, there is no …

In 2014, one of our goals was to share less well-known, A-list celebs for our Hump Day Hotties, and start awarding some of the sexy girl-next-doors (or Twitterers-next-server-over) to get a little booty-publicity. What we've noticed, though, is that so many of these hotties are MYSTERIES - no known name, no known alias, just a …