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Hump Day Hottie: Nicki Minaj in Her Anaconda Video

I haven't always been a Nicki Minaj fan. Something about her voice makes me feel like I'm getting an anesthesia-free lobotomy, and her ridiculous outfits on the red carpet seemed to be the world's biggest plea for attention (actually, second largest behind this nutjob). However, in recent years as she's shown up less in the …
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Coco Sends Us Off to the Weekend

It's been quite a week of booty, hasn't it? All sorts of hourglass figures on steroids and bangin' badonks that made us drool. Sadly, it's Friday, and it's time for us to pack up for the weekend and tackle some real-life boo-tay. But before we go, here is old favorite, Ice T's super curvy ladylove, …
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Holy HELL, Lira Mercer!!!

I just recently watched Half Baked for the first time. I'd never seen it, even though I'm a huge Dave Chappelle fan. It was one of those moments where I couldn't BELIEVE I'd been so ignorant of such a masterpiece for so long. HOW DID I GO SO LONG WITHOUT KNOWING THE ORIGIN OF THIS …
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Hump Day Hottie: Sade Mings

Ah yes, what better way to wake up on a Wednesday than with a fresh helping of booty, am I right? And since this week is All Booty, All The Time, we're traveling to the ends of the web world to find you sexy, sultry, bodacious bods to ogle every day. Today? A lil lady …
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Let's Meet The Ladies of Brazil's Miss Bum Bum Contest

I was going to save this post for tomorrow, but since everything on the internet so far this week has been utterly shocking and horribly depressing, I thought we could instead help all of our emotional levels and use this WHOLE WEEK to celebrate gorgeous women and their amazing bodies, with Hump Week: All Booty, …
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Hump Day Hottie (On A Thursday) - Tammy Rivera

We forgot Hump Day Hottie yesterday! Blame it on the a-a-a-a-alcohol? No, that's not it - blame it on the v-v-v-v-v-vacation? Not really - more like blame it on the c-c-c-c-c-concussion I suffered Tuesday night at a concert when a panda-suited crowd-surfer came crashing down upon my head (true story). Still, that does not excuse …
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Hump Day Hottie: Erica Mena

Next week is our annual screen-free week at BCU, where we disconnect from the web, go into nature, drink whiskey and try not to think what we've missed on The Leftovers. It's really a nice vacation for folks who spend 99% of every day scouring the web for outrageous stuff and WTF stories, but we …
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Hump Day Hottie: Kacy Catanzaro

Maybe I'm biased because I'm a short brunette ex-gymnast, but this week's Hump Day Hottie was a no-brainer: Kacy Catanzaro, the first woman ever to complete the second stage of the American Ninja Warrior course (and she does it without breaking a sweat). The ex-division 1 gymnast plows through crazy obstacles at barely 5' tall …
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Hump Day Hottie: Claudia Sampedro

The mean side of me really wanted to exploit the hilariously depressing photos of miserable Brazilian fans for the post this morning, but luckily I realized it was Wednesday just in time, and that means only one thing: Hump Day Mothaf***in' Hottie! Thank God, too, because that means instead of spending your morning trying to …
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Hump Day Hottie: Alex Reid

Alas, the USA's World Cup run has come to an end, despite the fact that goal-keeper Tim Howard blocked approximately 486 goal kicks over the span of the 120 minutes. We're bummed, but also slightly relieved that the rest of the remaining games can be enjoyed without the frustrating, nail-biting stress-faces of fans who are …
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