BCU Hotties

We love that Halloween, like Coachella, is now SO OVERFLOWING with plump, silky, basically naked butts that it needs two weekends. Two nights of hitting the town just AIN'T ENOUGH - and we're totally okay with it. The rest of the week we'll be dedicating posts to some of our favorite butts we spot on …

Woo WOOOOOO! Y'hear that? It's the weekend train, coming to pick us up and take us to Weekend Country. What's on our agenda once we arrive to Weekend Country? Not much, just drinks, nightly booty calls, and mornings spent hitting snooze and sleeping like a baby. But before we bid adieu to the work week …

Sometimes when we see chicks whose Instagram feeds are 99% selfies, we wonder how many MORE selfies they have stashed on their phones. Like, do they have to upgrade their cloud storage once a month because they took 3,000 photos that time the elevator got stuck for 12 minutes? Whatever - all we know is …

Fall is in the air! It's just a little cooler, the sun is setting earlier, and it's harder and harder to get out of your booty calls bed because it's still dark out when you usually sneak out unnoticed (DAMNIT). The worst part of it becoming fall, though, is that ladies are putting away their …

Right now, across the Atlantic Ocean, party animals from around the world are gearing up for a month of beer drinking and dancing and "traditional religious mass" (erm... maybe not that one) that makes Oktoberfest in Munich the greatest thing since the cavemen discovered hops. The only thing BETTER than an entire country partying together …

Instagram is great. Assuming you can wade through COUNTless photos of your Algebra 2 classmate's funky-looking baby, it offers a wealth of goodies, especially BOOTY. Booty, booty, and more booty. This week's Hump Day Hottie might not be rockin' a cherry-shaped badonk, but her recent Instagrams still have us all hot and bothered. Meet Talia, …