Happy Fourth Of July!
From our home to yours, the OBC family wishes you a very happy Independence Day, full of fun, sun, maybe that girl up there if you’re really lucky, and of course BOOTY!
Lifestyle
Weekend To-Dos: FORTH OF JOOLY!
Ah, the wonderful Fourth of July. One of my favorite holidays of the year because it’s all about being Amurikan. Grocery stores stack all their beer into pretty flag shapes and girls get into their skimpiest red white and blue bikinis. IT’S PATRIOTIC, I SAY! So, in honor of the holiday that results in the […]
$100 Million ATM Receipt
I don’t know about you, but the time that I have the most money in my bank account is when I get sick because I don’t go out and party or go shopping or go out to eat with friends. I sit at home, miserable, and then after a week I suddenly have saved way […]
Women Are Drinking Horse Semen Now
I remember a few years ago when I was watching “Rich Girls” (one of those first reality shows that celebrated the copious wealth and selfishness of the privileged few in America) and one of the stars excitedly shared about how her mom and dad use a cream on their eyes made of the foreskin cut […]
Hennessey Venom GT Bugatti-Killer
Fancy cars scare me. One time my friend asked me to back her Lexus out of a parking spot and I practically had an anxiety attack. Considering my car has about the same resale value as a half-eaten Twinkie, I treat nice cars like gold wrapped Faberge eggs on wheels. As you might guess, just […]
Vagina Wedding Dress
Continuing with today’s apparent “female anatomy in unexpected places” theme, and building on our past “keep your vagina in your pants, please” Spring trend (following vagina book and vagina necklace), we bring you this wedding dress: So, um. I don’t think I have to add any commentary to this, because obviously, WTF, right? But also, […]
iBoobies
When I was a kid, there was this store called “Spencers” in the mall that I walked around with my friends because that’s what you do when you’re 13. Spencer’s was great because it had hilarious practical joke kits and poop merchandise and fart noise makers and posters of your favorite sexy musicians and movie […]
Deep Fried Kool-Aid
Are you still dry heaving from that last post? Well, to apologize, let us grace you with a little eye bleach that will clean away the godawful image that will probably stop me from ever eating a burger again for the rest of my life, courtesy of our own San Diego County Fair: DEEP FRIED […]
Weekend To Dos: The Official Countdown to Summer
*disclaimer: technically, yes, the first official start of summer falls on Tuesday of next week. However, being that weekends supersede weekdays in importance, we decided for the purposes of this post to assume that the summer solstice falls on Sunday. We have no need for science when there’s partying to do, GOT IT?* This weekend […]
Banned Commercial for Fresh Balls
A recent article on Jezebel discussed the unfortunate double-standard surrounding the hygiene of men and women’s nether regions. They argue that while advertisements for women’s products are vague and almost indecipherable from say, body wash or face wipes, men’s advertisements are hilariously to the point (like say, the Jaime Pressly ball scrubber commercial). However, I […]