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The Awkward Situation
Oh dear, Snookie would not be pleased. The below photo isn’t just a hilarious homage to style of the nineties, and a harsh reminder that at one point turtlenecks (rather snug ribbed ones, at that) were stylish, but also that our favorite douche bag straight from the Jersey Shore was at one point NOT a […]
Comic-Con Cleavage
Walking around San Diego this weekend,you’re gonna see some weird, cannot-be-unseen s***, as we detailed in a post yesterday. Nerds of all shapes and sizes, the occasional celebrity sighting, and as no weekend in San Diego would be complete without it: cleavage. Mind you, some of the cleavage you see is going to be less […]
New Web App Lets You Text While Driving
I don’t know about your state, but California recently passed a law banning cell phone use while driving. WTF, right? I am pretty positive that it’s within our inalienable rights to drive with one hand holding a Slurpee and the other one texting Janice that you “totes can’t wait 4 the party l8er” while you […]
Carls Jr. Creates Footlong Cheeseburgers
In “America is a country of fatties” news, Carl’s Jr. Has come up with a medical phenomenon: a heart-attack inducing sandwich! It’s called the Footlong Cheeseburger, and the name says it all: it’s essentially a 12 inch sub sandwich except subtract the good for you turkey or chicken and add group up beef and cheddar […]
Headline Fail
Reuters is a very highly respected news organization from which we get most of our to-the-minute news on environmental issues and political scandals and also alligators wearing sandals sometimes. That being said, WTF, REUTERS. We’d like to believe that whoever came up with that DAZZLING headline is just the greatest undercover comedian of all time who even […]
Germany Has to Win (World Cup Update)
Hey guys! How was your Fourth of July? Was it totally awesome in a celebration-of-our-Independence type of way? Assuming you followed my Fourth of July mandates, it most certainly was as American as apple pie and Jack Daniels. In un-American news, the World Cup is still happening, and people still care about it. There are […]
Elin to Get $750 million in Divorce
Hey BCU readers! Let’s play a little game of trivia, shall we? It’s going to be SO FUN and also VERY EDUCATIONAL. I’m going to say an amount of money, and you guess who is about to receive said amount of money! Easy peasey! The amount is… 750 million dollars. And your options are, a) […]
FLYING CARS ARE HERE.
If you’d asked me as a kid what the world would be like in 2010, I’d have been like, “watch that documentary the Jetsons. It explains everything.” Fast forward 15 years and here I sit, and my computer still isn’t a hologram and I don’t have a robot maid and my car still drives on […]
Food Porn — NSFW (ish?)
I don’t know about you, but whenever I’m in the kitchen making some grub, all I can think is how funny it would be to stick together random food items so that they look like people and then make said people do the nasty and then take pictures and turn it into a .gif file. […]