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Sexy World Cup Fans
Alright, World Cup, you win this time. I wanted to hate you. Your stupid Vuvuzuelas, your confusing rules, your TIES. All of these things made me want to hate you, and then I realized during the Germany Vs… someone match, that HEY! I get it! The World Cup is an awesome, multi-million dollar excuse to […]
Vince Young Goes Nuts At a Strip Club
Happy Monday, readers! Just thought I’d swing by and greet you this lovely 70 degree morning with a fun story from American football before we dive headfirst into the loud, confusing mess that is the World Cup. So GUESS WHAT. Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young is currently under investigation by the NFL for assault; as […]
One in Seven Women are Virgins on Their Wedding Day
Hooray, it’s time for BCU’s weekly Obviously Obvious news! Despite right-wing attempts at promoting abstinence only education, downplaying the effectiveness of condoms, and using fear tactics to scare kids into thinking everyone has AIDS, many people are still having sex before marriage. And by many, I mean a lot, and by a lot, I mean […]
Hottest South African Exports
Sorry, readers. I got your hopes, dreams, and probably a certain tangible body part up when I promised you a post featuring the hottest South African Exports yesterday, and then I failed to deliver. You have every right to flog me via angry comment. I’d like to say that I burned my fingertips off on […]
An Open Letter to Lucas and Spielberg.
To our most adorably senile George Lucas and Steven Speilberg, We’ve brought you here today to ask…nay, beg you to stop what you’re doing. We’ve heard rumors you’re nearing the end of writing another Indiana Jones movie, the fifth in the series, and we’re just about in tears at the thought of it. I mean…. […]
Sexomnia: A Sexy Epidemic
And to think, I was under the impression this was just called morning wood! A study by LiveScience showed that in a recent polling of people who suffered from sleep disorders, about 7% of them reported initiating sex in the their sleep, and then not recalling it after. Those who reported it were said to […]
Woody Harrelson Has a World Cup Moment
I’ve always been a little weirded out by Woody Harrelson. My parents loved Cheers, and No Country For Old Men was awesome, but that scene from Kingpin with the gross old lady in the rearview mirror and her fingers and tongue… it just… iickkk. Scarred me. However, Zombieland changed all that for me. His performance […]
iPhone 4 is Here and No One Really Cares
Oh shhhh, I know, sure, there are tons of tech geeks out there who are getting their panties all in a bunch over the newest iPhone. We’ve read that many of the past failures of the iPhone have been upgraded: the call quality and antenna are better, the camera is great, and the screen looks […]
Surprising News: Americans Like Soccer?
I happen to have a good friend whose birthday falls of day one of the World Cup, and because of my new found love (confused curiosity) of “footy,” I casually suggested we throw a World Cup themed party for our friend — record the first game in the morning and then watch it at night, […]