Tech & Gadgets
It looks as though science is finally learning what movies, music, and fashion have always known: that sex sells. Wired Magazine, for example, has just released a study about the modern state of prostitution, which I imagine will get more hits than every medical, biological, and technological post they've ever done, combined. Sudhir Venkatesh, a …
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iPhone Powered Vibrator
Have the Nobel Prizes happened yet? I wouldn't know because obviously there is a more important award show coming up that demands FAR more attention than a stupid nerd party full of nerd awards. They probably don't even have a pre-Nobel Prize "Fashion Police" show or anything, which completely de-legitimizes the entire thing. NEEDLESS TO …
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Verizon Officially Gets iPhone
Well, there goes my hypothesis. I had assumed for the past few years that Steve Jobs himself had been spreading the rumors about finalizing a contract with Verizon as a joke. Like maybe he thought it was just hilarious to watch Verizon users get mad cases of blue balls every three months. Or perhaps he …
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Male Chastity Belts: Things You Don't Need
Coming to you straight from the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, NV, this is "Things You Don't Need." EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EWThe End.
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Beer Poured From the Bottom
I don't know what sort of witch magic they've concocted to make this possible, but I am A-OK with it. Quick pour, little head, and something that looks like it belongs in a sci-fi movie? SIGN ME UP. Legacy embedded mediaEMBED-Beer Filled From The Bottom - Watch more free videos
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Best Energy Saving Sign EVER
Thanks to this sign, you can count on me yelling, "HEY, DON'T LEAVE THE POOR GUY WITH BLUE BALLS, YOU JERK" every time someone forgets to turn off a light. We'll see how quickly I lose all my friends.
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Your Porn Habits May Go Public
even this guy isn't safe. img via jimfairthorneTime to do a complete swipe of your laptops, everyone. According to Gawker, "U.S. companies are tracking porn downloads from networks like BitTorrent, and experts say they are easy prey for hackers."ACS: Law, an anti-piracy firm in the UK, has for a while used less than admirable tactics …
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The Bra That Doubles as A Gas Mask
Happy Monday, readers! As we begin another week, it's time to celebrate the unexplainable inventions of our time. From the Snuggie to the Slap-Chop to that blanket that looks like a burqa, I'm just waiting for a museum to open that showcases all of the ridiculous inventions that our generation has dreamt up.Like, for example, …
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Apple's September Announcement: A Prediction
Apple's next "unprecedented, life-changing, nothing-will-ever-be-the-same oh my god oh my god" product announcement is in two days, you guys, so we better stock up on canned goods and iTunes gift cards because our world is about to be turned upside down. As we know, the most recent Apple creations, the iPad and the iPhone 4, …
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Cosmo 'Position of the Day' App is Awkward
I've never really understood Cosmo's approach to sex advice. Cracked once featured an article showing some of the weird, creepy, and sometimes horrifically dangerous tips the ladies mag dishes out, including (but not limited to ) biting your dude's SCROTUM, to give you an idea. So when Gizmodo recently revealed that Cosmo had created a …
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