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Two New iPhone Feature Ideas

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With all the new technology emerging in the smartphone world, it's almost impossible to keep up. Swype, Siri, iCloud, and other programs have brought us swiftly into the future of phones, and each new project is more awesome than the next. This morning I came across two NEW ideas in the smartphone world that have …
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Worst Use of the Word Booty Ever

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Acceptable uses of booty: a) a hot derriere b) a sexy hook up c) something a pirate collects on the high seas Unacceptable use of the word booty: ANYTHING MICROWAVABLE AND "MOIST" THAT GOES ON YOUR DISGUSTING LONELY FEET. EW. EW EW EW.
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The Schticky

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Vince Schlomi, the Sham-wow-hocking-prostitute-punching infomercial dude is back with a new product you don't need but will probably buy: The Schticky. According to Vince, it's like a reusable lint roller that you can use on your dog? I think? Needless to say, it wouldn't be a Vince commercial without just a smidge of sexual innuendo, …
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Creepiest iPhone App Yet

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Coming to an iPhone near you from the country that brought you sharking is a cringe-worthy app that silences the smartphone's camera function, thus allowing creeps around the word to take pictures of people (namely women) without their consent or knowledge, according to MercuryNews.The app, which can be upgraded to a version which displays a …
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Roll-Up Big Screen TVs

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You know how sometimes your friend invites you over to watch the game, and you really want to go because a bunch of your old friends are gonna be there and there's free food, but at the same time you don't want to go because they still have a 1950s era 27 inch screen with …
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Is Siri Racist?

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If you have been living in a cave under a rock in the Afghanistan desert and are also deaf and blind and don't have Twitter, you may not have heard about the release of the iPhone 4S, Apple's most recent smart phone that, of course, is both impressing and DEPRESSING Apple fan-boys around the world. …
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Wonder Cream

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Now all it needs is the ability to clean itself up AND WE ARE SET! Thank you Japan, as always! (Also, am I the only one that thought that said "SHARK c*nt"? Because that might actually be even more amazing.)
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Google Powered-Vibrator

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The Googlher from Randy Sarafan on Vimeo. Finally a use for that boring, out-of -date, useless website, "the Google"! After years of questioning what a site like that could POSSIBLY be practical for, we now have our answer. Masturbating! The Googlher was created by FAT Lab's Randy Sarafan, uses the power of the world wide …
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You Go Girl Poop-Smell-Cover-Up For Women

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Oddly enough, the last product I saw that had 'go girl' in the name was a tiny plastic funnel that women would use to pee standing up. Had you told me that in the near future I would see a product with 'go girl' in the name that would gross me out even more than …
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