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Google Glass Bans Porn :(

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It was just a couple weeks ago that we discussed the potential for Google Glass to be used for porn. Hands-free filming and 100% POV sight seemed like the product was straight-up MADE for porn, but apparently Google has decided to become your mom, telling developers that "we don't allow Glassware content that contains nudity, …
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Porn Industry to Use Google Glass, Obviously

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mmm. sexy. The porn industry is nothing if not resourceful. They're always ready to take advantage of new technology and culture to add to their tawdry world, even if it initially wasn't sexy in the slightest. So OBVIOUSLY, when Google announced the arrival of Google Glass, a headset that beams a small screen to your …
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Chandler's New Laptop Reminds Us How Far We've Come

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May I remind you that THIS THING has more memory than Chandler's, um... walking path brick... thing? Look at that thing. Now look at THIS THING. Now look at that thing. Okay now look at THIS THING. We've come a long way, baby. On a side note, I miss Friends.
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Maybe Don't Buy Things From Men at Gas Stations

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Everyone makes bad decisions sometimes. Sometimes they are just being a**holes (like getting your car towed because you parked in a handicap spot), but usually, peoples' mistakes are just genuine accidents. Like signing up to win a car at a mall, or leaving your wallet somewhere, or asking a fat lady when her baby is …
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LovePalz - the Long Distance Sex App

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Phone sex has long been a tool for couples who are apart for long stretches of time. Then came Facetime and Skype, allowing couples to see each other face to face (or other body part to other body part) and engage in some virtual sexy time. And now, a Taiwanese businessman named Oni Chen has …
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iPhone 5 Parody Video is Dum- OKAY FINE PRETTY ACCURATE.

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I mean, bashing on the iPhone is basically like beating a dead horse these days. Everyone makes jokes every time a new phone comes out, calling them stupid and overpriced and a fad and proof that we all buy into Apple's really great marketing when in fact there are other, much more affordable phones on …
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Skype Sex Gets Better With a Remote Vibrator

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First there was letter writing, then there was phone sex, then there was Skype. Just when you thought that getting your long-distance booty on couldn't get any better, a company comes along and makes it even MORE hot. With the invention of the Mojowijo, a dual vibrator that you can remotely control (and can be …
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Choose OBC, Not This Creepy Hug Robot

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Maybe it's just because I'm an old fart who doesn't like all these newfangled whoosi-whatsits, but this whole upsurge in the invention of robotic mouths and Real Dolls and robot prostitutes is really rubbing me the wrong way. Sex and hugs and kisses are supposed to be between two human people who met on OBC, …
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Google Glasses

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And, when you look up "The Future" in the dictionary, you see this. I'm not sure what I'd rather have - Knight Rider PSAs or cyborg technology that will likely cause me to step in front of a bus.
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