Tech & Gadgets
I have probably talked (blogged?) your ear (eyes?) out about how upset I was regarding the passing of Prop D in San Diego - banning any and all alcoholic beverages from the beach. I get that you can go to the beach and have fun withOUT booze, but there is just nothing better than an …
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Security Guards at Comic-Con: Prepare
Unfortunately, I tailored THIS detailed post to fit the attendees of Comic-Con, and not to those working in the area. But to the security guards of the San Diego Convention Center, which is at this very moment gearing up to host over a hundred thousand of the nation's biggest nerds, I say two words only.Prepare …
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5 Tips for a Fool-Proof Comic-Con
San Diego's annual Comic-Con begins tomorrow (actually, preview night begins tonight but that's for the über-IMPORTANT nerds), so over a hundred thousand fans will be flocking to the streets of downtown San Diego to catch sneak peeks of movies and video games, gawk at celebs, and attend panels for their favorite shows and movies. As …
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iBoobies
When I was a kid, there was this store called "Spencers" in the mall that I walked around with my friends because that's what you do when you're 13. Spencer's was great because it had hilarious practical joke kits and poop merchandise and fart noise makers and posters of your favorite sexy musicians and movie …
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Playboy Coming to iPad May 18th
Remember when it used to be a hilarious joke to say, "Oh, I just get Playboy for the articles!"? Everyone would laugh and laugh because NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU WERE LOOKING AT THE BOOBIES, YOU JOKESTER! Remember that? What innocent times.Nowadays, I think if someone said that, it would probably be fairly true. With the …
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Thermochromic Urinal
As a female, I've always been jealous of the idea of being able to, er, "direct" the way your pee is going. On the contrary, women are stuck with this awkwardly positioned, completely unsteerable device in between our legs that makes peeing in public buildings far more difficult than what you men get to deal …
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The Euthanasia Coaster
There has been much debate over whether or not euthanasia should be legal over the years, Euthanasia, of course, meaning "mercy-killing" or "the practice of ending a life in a manner which relieves pain and suffering". Many doctors (most famously the controversial Jack Kevorkian), believe that it is an honorable and compassionate practice for men …
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World's First 3-D Porn
Dude. China, you guys. Considering right now America's GOVERNMENT IS ABOUT TO SHUT DOWN and DONALD TRUMP IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, I think it's safe to say that the title "leader of the free world" might be a bit of a stretch these days. We should just step aside and let the big boys take …
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The Kissing Controller
The grown up, tech version of Seven Minutes in Heaven has arrived in the form of The Kissing Controller, a prototype by artist Hye Yeon Nam, which allows players to control a bowling game by - you guessed it - kissing passionately. All you need is the special headset and magnet, the bowling game, and …
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A Totally Unbiased Review of Google for Weddings
Let's just get this straight really quick: I am not an embittered, angry old maid who hates marriage because she believes she will never get married because no man will ever put up with her cats in scarves addiction, okay? I just think that business of marriage (not unlike the business of Christmas, the business …
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