Miley Cyrus is a very famous, very rich young woman who rose to fame in the Disney TV show (and subsequent movies, albums, concert tours and mind-control devices) called Hannah Montana. As a result of her early-aged fame, some are saying that she is rebelling, especially since she was caught smoking salvia in a YouTube video, smoking cigs in various photos, and traipsing about LA in less clothes than most would want on their 19 year old daughter.

Now, the teen sensation has taken another step toward the Anti-Disney Castle in the form of a large penis cake that she apparently bought for her boyfriend, Hunger Games actor Liam Hemsworth’s birthday. According to TMZ, the underage Miley was seen drinking booze and partying all night, ending with this classic shot of her going to TOWN on the penis cake she picked out for her man. I would just like to make a few points about the situation before we go about our day and pretend this never happened:

1) For anyone who is going to say that Miley is “going crazy,” I submit that ALL 19-year-old girls who have had a taste of the sweet sweet nectar of vodka have posed with a fallic object. It’s a part of going to college.

2) That penis looks much, um, darker than the skin tone of her man… maybe Miley is craving something and this is her sub-conscious way of letting her boyfriend know?

3) IS IT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT PENIS HAS HERPES? I have no desire to eat that thing, I can guarantee you.

I would appreciate your questions, answers, and concerns in the comments. Have a lovely day.