The mean side of me really wanted to exploit the hilariously depressing photos of miserable Brazilian fans for the post this morning, but luckily I realized it was Wednesday just in time, and that means only one thing: Hump Day Mothaf***in’ Hottie! Thank God, too, because that means instead of spending your morning trying to […]
Now that we are knee-deep in summer, it’s time to check in on some of our members (or I guess we should say EX-members) who came to find booty at OBC and left with something more – their booty-ful soul mates! We’ve got a bunch to share with you today, and maybe – just maybe […]
Let’s count the ways this could go terribly, shall we?
Happy almost-Fourth of July! Are you ready to shed those clothes, head to the beach, and drink domestic beers like they grow on trees? Us too. But before you mentally check out for the day, let us give you one last WTF-inducing story to take with you to the long weekend. Let’s talk about a […]
Alas, the USA’s World Cup run has come to an end, despite the fact that goal-keeper Tim Howard blocked approximately 486 goal kicks over the span of the 120 minutes. We’re bummed, but also slightly relieved that the rest of the remaining games can be enjoyed without the frustrating, nail-biting stress-faces of fans who are […]
As we at OBC are simultaneously crossing our fingers, sitting on our butts, and sneaking beers beneath our desks in hopes of a win today in the World Cup vs Belgium, there are people in Australia who are submitting themselves to “Fetish Fitness” classes, BDSM-themed workouts led by a dominatrix by the name of Mistress Anna. […]
It’s Monday. You’re probably exhausted and already counting down the days before the three-day weekend. You don’t have the energy for thoughts, let alone words. Just watch this video, and then consider for a moment whether $25 is a reasonable price for the most embarrassing (but also potentially awesome) purchase you might ever make. (Unless […]
I can honestly say, as far as I can remember, I’ve never used the abbreviation “SMDH,” or “shaking my damn head.” I mean, there is a lot of stupid shit on the internet, from hilariously dumb memes to weird-ass products that I can’t picture anyone ever buying ever. However, when I came across this BuzzFeed […]
A friend of mine returned from Brazil last night after spending the last week watching World Cup games – including one US game IN PERSON, that lucky sonofabitch. I asked him how the booty was in a country known for producing women like this, and he could only shake his head and say he’d “be […]
Happy Wednesday! We’re always stoked when Wednesday rolls around. Yes, it’s awesome that we’re halfway through the week. And yeah, it’s nice that the pizza place down the street has a slice and a beer for $5 so I can decimate my diet on a budget. But mainly, we love Wednesdays because instead of talking […]
