Let’s be honest, guys. For many dudes, just the words “would you” and “blow job” means the answer would unequivocally be YES YES WHERE WHEN NOW HOW ABOUT NOW? However, when I (as a non-penis owning individual) read the question, I thought, “ummm, why would a guy want to attach something mechanical to his junk […]
Remember when you were a virgin? And you were so, SO nervous about “losin’ it”? And then you FINALLY got to that moment, and you were so excited, and then WHAM BLAM THANK YOU MA’AM it’s over, and you realize sex isn’t the most emotional, life-changing event of your life, it’s just sex. And though […]
Maybe I’m biased because I’m a short brunette ex-gymnast, but this week’s Hump Day Hottie was a no-brainer: Kacy Catanzaro, the first woman ever to complete the second stage of the American Ninja Warrior course (and she does it without breaking a sweat). The ex-division 1 gymnast plows through crazy obstacles at barely 5′ tall […]
Sometimes you just don’t know when THE MOOD will hit. Maybe it’s in the middle of a first date dinner when you found out the chick across from you likes Die Hard as much as you. Or while walking down the street on a hot day when you both yell “man I want a margarita” […]
According to a new article on CNN, Silicon Valley is alive with the sound of HOOKERS GETTIN’ BANGED by techie clients. As the Bay Area fills up with young, smart, well-paid singles with no time for dating, the region’s sex workers are raking in the dough by filling time slots (and other slots) with Silicon […]
Happy Friday! We’re ready for the weekend and super excited for warm weather, relaxing mornings, and obviously, B-O-O-T-Y. We’ve got ours all lined up (OBC is great for keeping a long list of potential hook ups, as you know), do you? Before you head out for the weekend trolling the clubs (or the booty call […]
Inside the human body. It’s a place few of us get to see, unless you’re a lucky 40-something dude going in for his first colonoscopy. I wouldn’t say there is anything inherently SEXY about one’s internal organs, but maybe this new sex toy, the Chinese-made Gaga vibrator, allows the ladies to get their rocks off […]
The mean side of me really wanted to exploit the hilariously depressing photos of miserable Brazilian fans for the post this morning, but luckily I realized it was Wednesday just in time, and that means only one thing: Hump Day Mothaf***in’ Hottie! Thank God, too, because that means instead of spending your morning trying to […]
Now that we are knee-deep in summer, it’s time to check in on some of our members (or I guess we should say EX-members) who came to find booty at OBC and left with something more – their booty-ful soul mates! We’ve got a bunch to share with you today, and maybe – just maybe […]
Let’s count the ways this could go terribly, shall we?
