Feeling that 2 o’clock feeling? Oh, here, let me wake you up – BOOBS!!!!! How’s that for a wake up call? We all love boobs. Whether they are Kate Upton/Christina Hendricks massive or teeny-tiny, they’re all great. A celebration of femininity, a soft handful (or more) of pure happiness. However, I’m not exactly sure I […]
I know, I know. Not ANOTHER post featuring Miss Destiny “Miley” Rae Cyrus. NO. I can’t handle that flat booty and strangely white tongue and Flock of Seagulls haircut anymore. But I promise – this one is TOTALLY WORTH IT. Just as Miley displayed her chops while hosting SNL this past weekend, she once again […]
I… I just don’t know what to think of this. On one hand, COME ON. There are people in offices who do this on a daily basis (I’m looking at you, Craig. Seriously, it’s not funny anymore) and no one is getting reprimanded for it (but seriously, Craig, stop). Way to suspend children who are […]
Just this morning I said to myself, hey, okay, SERIOUSLY, let’s pick a Hump Day Hottie today who has never been featured before. Let’s maybe pick Jessica Lowndes in her pretty spring attire that makes us already hate fall. Or Lindsay Arnold, who makes us ALMOST want to watch DWTS, but not really. But then […]
Reality television. It’s SO WEIRD. I mean, when you really think about it, other people are getting paid (HEFTILY) for going about their daily lives, not doing anything special in particular, and we are WATCHING THEM. For FUN. We’ve slammed the stars of various reality shows for a while, but deep down we realize that […]
You know how sometimes when you take NyQuil for a cold or meth just for fun and you have REALLY effed up dreams? Like, why did I dream about suckling milk from a goat that had the head of John Stamos? Or ew, why did I have a sex dream about early 90s Paula Poundstone […]
Every Tuesday, we share with you testimonials from members of OBC who have found booty, love, and sometimes even marriage! It’s always super fun (and sometimes funny) (and sometimes weird) to read what brought these couple together when all they were looking for was No-Strings-Attached fun. However, now that summer is over and cool air […]
I hate scary movies. I hate haunted houses. I hate anything that purposefully scares you for “fun”. What is “fun” about inducing nightmares or thinking you might be murdered by an axe-wielding maniac? Yeah, NOTHIN’. But what IS fun is watching OTHER people get the ever-living piss scared out of them, especially when they aren’t […]
With shows like Masters of Sex and Sex Box getting sexuality into mainstream television, we’re excited (and hopeful) that people – especially women – will start to have an open dialogue about their sex lives, instead of keeping them quiet and sometimes even being ashamed of their needs and desires. To celebrate these new television […]
A twerking Michelle Bachmann, a very tanned and dolled up John Boehner, and congressmen burning money. No matter your politics, you gotta give it to SNL and their spot-on Shutdown parody of Miley’s “We Can’t Stop.” Aside from that, Miley’s hosting job at Saturday Night Live was pretty boring. No trainwrecks ’round here (boo).
