I don’t really think this video needs any more description than that, right? I mean, a shirtless Lamar, slurring and sounding generally out of it, with a sketchy-looking friend, rapping about money, drugs, and cheating on his wife, Khloe Kardashian, and letting himself be filmed? Yep. Dude’s on crack f’SHO. Unfortunately your browser does not […]
It’s Thursday, so the most risky thing we at OBC will be doing today is MAYBE getting mustard on our sandwiches at lunch instead of just mayo. I mean, if we’re being honest I’ll probably say “yeah, DEFINITELY mustard… in fact, DELI MUSTARD!” but then the second the guy at the counter lifts that bottle […]
I really wanted to title this post “Speaking of the Kardashians…” to keep up with the apparent theme of the week, which is silly Kardashian parodies and the what LOOKS like a Kardashian parody, but isn’t. Unfortunately there is a thing called SEO so no go. Kendall Jenner, the second-youngest of the Kardashian-Jenner klan, turned […]
Kanye West premiered his new music video on Ellen this morning (boy, she sure is his favorite morning show host, huh?) for this song “Bound 2.” It features Yeezus himself riding a motorcycle with his topless fiancé laying in front of him in what is surely a violation of several California driving laws (reckless driving, […]
Alright, so Kim Kardashian and her baby daddy didn’t ACTUALLY host SNL, but Nasim Pedrad and Jay Pharoah’s impressions were just about as spot on as you can get. Unfortunately the comedy got a little limp once the addition of Lady Gaga’s “Genius Bar employee” came into play, but still – totally worth it. Keep […]
It’s a cold, windy, sprinkly Friday here in the Southwest, but a Friday nonetheless – so we figured we’d start the morning off for you with a photo that might actually be better than the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show pics from yesterday. Everyone, meet Dai Macedo and the other ladies of Brazil’s Miss Bum Bum […]
What a beautiful, crisp, lovely fall morning! Why doth the sun seem so bright and the sky so blue? Wherefore art the birds singing so sweetly? It doth not be a Friday! OH WAIT, I KNOWETH! IT’S THE DAY AFTER THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!! Although we won’t be able to watch the full shebang […]
I hadn’t paid much attention to Instagram-celeb Paulina Gretzy over the past year because she’s just kinda boring. Yeah, she’s rich (she’s the daughter of hockey star Wayne Gretsky) and beautiful and apparently spends 90% of her day on private jets wearing bikinis, but that could be said about dozens of celebrities. So who cares […]
It’s the Tuesday after a holiday Monday and everything just feels weird here today. Like, I’m sleepy but also super rested from sleeping a thousand hours this weekend? And it’s the first day of the work week but it’s also Tuesday? Weird weird weird. Oh, but in case you wanted to make this day even […]
Check back in a couple hours for our post on how not to take terribly unflattering or creepy profile photos, but to start this glorious Friday morning, here’s a glorious Sports Illustrated video of glorious Kate Upton and her glorious chesticles getting body-painted. Just glorious. Happy Friday!
