Coco Austin Wins at Twerking
Move over, Miley, The One True Queen of Twerking has arrived. HAPPY WEEKENDING, EVERYONE! Get yo twerk on!
What’s Your Political Sexting Scandal Name?
In the last few weeks, evidence has arisen that reveals Anthony Weiner (aka most appropriately named politician ever) did NOT in fact stop his extra-marital texting back in 2011 when he was caught (and forgiven) by his pregnant wife, Huma Abedin. According to some screenshots released by TheDirty.com, The Wein started up a NEW relationship […]
Happy Friday From John Travolta
IT’S FRIDAY!!!! Let’s talk BOOZE, shall we? Ypioca cachaca is a Brazilian liquor, most often used as an ingredient in the national drink of Brazil – the caipirinha. Caipirinhas are DELICIOUS, and if you ever find yourself in South America (or basically any “craft cocktail” bar) this weekend, you should totally order one. However, if […]
Gender Reversed ‘Blurred Lines’ Video – What Do You Think?
Welp, it appears as though we are on a one-track, high speeding train (eek, too soon?) to Awkwardville, because after the Cho-rgasm and the Old Lady Flickin’ the Bean, we now have a gender-reversed parody of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” video, and boooooyyyyy is it, um, somethin’. “Mod Carousel, a Seattle-based boylesque troupe, recreated the […]
71 Year Old Says Masturbation is the Key to Looking Young
Now that your desire for the most TMI stuff on the web has been stoked, let’s move from obnoxious screechy comedian having an orgasm to 71-year-old granny talking about masturbation, shall we? On a recent episode of Katie Couric’s morning show, septuagenarian Shirley Partridge of the 1970s hit show The Partridge Family was asked what […]
Do You Want to See Margaret Cho Orgasm On Camera?
Other questions with the same answer: Would you like it if I put a 400 degree wire hanger up your urethra? How about we watch a marathon of all the recent Adam Sandler movies? Wanna eat a bunch of Indian food and then run a marathon? Are you down to euthanize a few blind corgi […]
Hump Day Hottie: Adrienne Curry at Comic Con
This past weekend, Comic Con stormed its way through our fair city, leaving in its wake a bunch of modified restaurants and pedi-cabs as well as Twinkie wrappers and Red Bull cans. Throughout the convention, though, amongst the thousands of chunky game nerds plowing their way to the new PS One, there were quite a […]
Amanda Bynes Almost Set Her Dog on Fire
Crazy Bitches, Part 2. So yesterday, FINALLY, Amanda Bynes was arrested and put on a 5150 psychiatric hold for setting a fire in an old woman’s driveway in Thousand Oaks, CA. It’s been a few months of crazy shenanigans for Amanda, all which had the American public convinced she had either gone off the deep […]
This Crazy Lady In the Apple Store Wishes You a Happy Hump Day
Ah, retail. I am lucky to have never worked in the soul-sucking hellhole of a mall store, but watching the employees of Crate & Barrel, Hollister, or god FORBID Cinnabon, you get the sense that they have seen some shit. Whether it’s someone taking a dump in a fitting room or learning too late that […]
Beyonce Got Her Weave Stuck in a Fan
Whoa – apparently today is “getting stuck in inanimate objects” day, because not only did we meet the average Russian woman whose kinky exploits landed her in an awkward position, but we found out that Queen of Pop Beyonce isn’t immune to getting trapped either! Apparently last night during her show in Montreal, Bey was […]