We usually share the Hump Day Hottie post in the middle of the day. It’s like a little lunch-time boost to help all of us whose coffee has started to wear off, who are starting to feel sleepy and are considering just crawling under our desks and sleeping the rest of the day away. Seeing […]
After yesterday afternoon’s look into what your life could devolve into if you don’t get laid for a long, long time, we’re sure you don’t need anymore reasons to join OBC. You’ve probably uploaded a profile pic and have started messaging Gold members and adding people to your booty call list. But maybe you haven’t! […]
Remember Ola Ray? No? Let me give you a little hint… how about now? Yep, she’s the chick from Michael Jackson’s ultra-famous Thriller video in 1983. Four years after Michael’s death, Miss Ray decided to pay tribute to the man who made her famous gave her one of her only jobs ever, and it is […]
After a recent string of stories about desperate folks resorting to horribly creepy and illegal acts in order to get laid, I have decided to begin a new series of posts about reasons to join OBC, thereby avoiding the atrocities these people had to commit. For example, Join OBC, Don’t F*ck A Horse. Or Join […]
MOVE ASIDE, South Korean Rhythmic gymnast Shin Soo-Ji. Your illusion to flawless bullet down the middle was cool, sure. But to really impress the crowds at an MLB stadium, you’ll need something more. Skill. Strength. Precision. Or, you know. Whatever this is. Your browser does not support iframes. Seriously, Carly. The Padres would love you.
On Friday, a Bay area news station KTVU reportedly shared this list of the pilot’s names on Asiana flight 214. Except wait, those names are OBVIOUSLY, OH MY GOD, SO OBVIOUSLY fake Asian-sounding names that also conveniently riff on the fact that potential pilot error caused the crash of a commercial airliner into the ground, […]
Ed. Note: Ugh – this weekend was rough, huh? With the acquittal of George Zimmerman and the death of troubled Glee star Corey Monteith, there’s a lot to be thankful for in our own lives. Hug someone today and tell them you care, because you never know when they might be gone. And now back […]
Last week, we talked about how if people would just get on OBC (or hell, one of the hundred of dating sites on the goddang interwebscape) they wouldn’t have to resort of unsavory ways of getting laid – like HAVING SEX WITH THE SAME HORSE TWICE. In retrospect, that dude may have had a thing […]
Did you see Kanye’s new video for Black Skinhead earlier this week? I started to watch it and got distracted and now am SUPER BUMMED because apparently it featured a giant digitalized pee-pee. HOW DID I MISS THAT? And now I can’t find it anywhere, because according to Yeezus himself, the video was an unfinished […]
A lot of people think that Corey Feldman “went off the deep end” after starring in several movies in the 80s. They say that he’s a victim of “child star sydrome,” and that his child stardom basically destroyed any possibility that he’d ever have a successful career in Hollywood as an adult. It’s been whispered […]
