Sometimes, taking compliments can be oddly hard. You don’t want to sound rude, but you also don’t want to sound arrogant or assuming. Like when someone says, “WOW, you look great, have you lost weight?” And you’re like “WHAT? NO WAY I’M MASSIVE, YOU’RE THE ONE WHO LOOKS AMAZING.” It’s silly, really, because we should […]
For honesty purposes, I probably should have titled this post, “What Do You Think Of Yeezus, Kanye West’s New American Psycho-themed Short Film Starring Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian’s Notoriously-Annoying Baby-Daddy,” but A) that wouldn’t have fit on the subject line and B) would probably have made you run away screaming. But hey, now you’re here […]
“And the Iraq and such as” seems like HEMINGWAY compared to this.
It’s Monday, get YO groove on. Just, you know, be careful.
1. No she doesn’t. 2. How long until she finally admits this was a pre-meditated porno? HOW LONG WILL THIS LIE GO ON? (Note: probably as long as we pay attention to her) 3. Clearly she doesn’t get off watching herself or she wouldn’t have felt she needed to upgrade her tatas like 20 minutes […]
It’s FRIIIIDAY! With mere hours before the weekend kicks off, you might be wondering how you’re gonna groove this weekend. Maybe you’re gonna hit an underground 90s R&B club, and dance to hits you remember from middle school. Maybe you’ll go see a concert of a band you love and will sway back and forth, […]
Occasionally, when doing routine OnlineBootyCall maintenance, we come across peoples’ profiles and see that they aren’t having very good luck with their game. They send out tons of messages but don’t get many responses, and seem to get frustrated that they aren’t rollin’ in the poon tang. What is the main problem for less-than-successful singles? […]
In general, we avoid posting silly, cute videos of animals on BCU. If it has nothing to do with dating and it doesn’t make you laugh or say “WTF” then we don’t really have time for it. Go watch videos of sleepy kittens on your own time (seriously though – go watch them. They’re the […]
You got a message from a sexy single on OBC. You chatted back and forth a bit and decided to meet up in person at a local wine bar. You’re excited. Nervous, but ready to get out there! Before you put on your best shirt, or swipe on your favorite lip gloss, there are a […]
We’ve not been very good at picking original Hump Day Hotties, are we? We’ve pretty much repeated everyone twice, but what do you expect when those ladies are so so hot?! We had to share a little Hayden Panettiere double action this week, because although she looked super cute the last time we featured her, […]
