We’ve discussed the Big Size question several times. Like, seriously, a lot of times. And basically, our answer to “does size matter” has every time been, “not REALLY.” There are of course the extremes – most ladies would prefer not to be RIPPED IN HALF, but would also prefer something more than a pinto bean. […]
Uh yes, I’ll take Japanese Things That Are Incredibly Depressing and Also Slightly Creepy for $400, Alex.
Sorry for the absence yesterday, readers! A Monday can only be made MORE Monday-ful with a day in the hospital, amirite? Oh well, nothing 16 to 20 hours of sleeping can’t solve (except AIDS, I guess). Let’s start today with something pleasant, shall we? Perhaps with some NCAA basketball awesomeness? I haven’t been paying much […]
We’ve been real bad at keeping up on our weekly recap posts, and we admit – there’s no excuse. Fridays come and we’re cramming in the last few tasks we blew off all week and suddenly it’s 5 o’clock and turning off the laptop is the only thing on our minds. NOT THIS WEEK, THOUGH! […]
Some people have nicknames for their genitals. I personally think it’s strange and makes me feel like your junk is a different entity that lives in your pants. And that creeps me out. However, I gotta give credit to Rosario Dawson for her, um, rather CREATIVE name for her nether regions: THE GENERAL. In an […]
Here’s one I don’t think they’ve had on 1000 Ways To Die – death by receiving a foot up ones ass… and not in the figurative sense. According to Gawker, two men in Russia got into a drunken argument over a woman and it ended in the worst way you could imagine – with one […]
We have a complicated relationship with hip-hop artist Chris Brown. On one hand, we can’t stand him, but on the other hand, um… no I guess it’s not that complicated. However, in our mission to make 2013 the year of positivity and non-judgement, we’ve tried to steer away from stories about one of the most […]
SHOCKER, EVERYONE. SERIOUSLY. PUT DOWN YOUR COFFEE OR TEA OR HOT VODKA BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO SERIOUSLY BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES. According to a new study, schools that only offer abstinence-only sex education are reporting higher STD rates than their counterparts that teach comprehensive sex ed – including safe sex lessons. […]
I got into a heated debate a few days ago with a friend who said, “you could always tell Emma Watson was going to be hot.” I disagreed, A) because I try not to sexualize 9 year olds, and also B) because Emma’s British and look how her co-stars turned out. Needless to say, I […]
I take back everything I ever said, you guys. April Fools Day is the best holiday in the universe and should be celebrated as such. My life is forever changed from this moment on.
