There’s a bar in my neighborhood that was supposed to open like, 4 months ago. They keep pushing back the opening date, citing permit issues and blaming everyone but themselves. They’ve gotten so many complaints about their lateness, in fact, that they’ve now resorted to erecting a sign that says “If This Sign is Still […]
It’s Tuesday, so you know what that means! Tacos and margaritas until you pass out or explode! Uh, I mean, TestiMOANial Tuesday, where we share the parting stories of our beloved members who are leaving for greener pastures. But all is not lost, because these members left us with stories of dating success! This week, […]
Sofia Vergara. Shakira. These unbelievably bangin’ hot models that I have never heard of. All of these women have something in common: they’re Colombian. So it makes sense that a recent poll by dating site Miss Travel found that guys believe Colombia has the sexiest women in the world. The dating site, which pairs wealthy […]
Yesterday was Mother’s Day. Did you remember? Did you call your mother, or send her a card? Or did you wake up hungover and then realize at 11 that you totally forgot to do both of those things so you scrambled to call her and promise her that “a really nice gift is in the […]
It’s the second week of May, how is your super slim down going? Have you been eating right? Exercising? Avoiding 2am doughnut runs? Good! By this time in July when this sun is really blazing, you’ll be smokin’ hot too! This week we did a lot of stuff, huh? Here, let us remind you! After […]
One time I was on a road trip to Vegas with some friends when we stopped at a truck stop (for Red Bull, because it’s not a Vegas trip unless you arrive feeling like your heart’s going to explode), where I noticed a plethora of “testosterone enhancing” pills across the check out counter. Each packet […]
HEY-OOOOOH, look at this Friday morning genius! Talk about exemplifying the TGIF attitude with a tough of May slimdown, huh? Look at those moves! Scope out that style! Check out that rhythm! Let’s do this day! (Oh, and no, he doesn’t fall. I was hoping for that too.)
As the southwest starts to move from a damp, gloomy spring into a steamy, glorious summer (we had 85 degree heat a couple days ago!), we’re hitting the fitness train extra hard. We know that in a few short weeks it’ll be too hot to hide our beer-bellies under baggy sweaters, so we’re following our […]
Heyyy, buddy. Wake up, sleepy head. It’s early, I know, but it’s time to start the day! Here, have some coff- Oh, oh I see. You’ve got a case of the morning woods. That’s a little embarrassing, but don’t worry! I have something that will take care of that no problem. What’s that? Oh, haha. […]
