You know, America really is a big ol’ hypocrite. One minute it’s saying, “hey! Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get a job and make a life for yourself!” and “the government doesn’t owe you anything!” and “yes ma’am, that uninsured ER visit WILL cost $40,000, how many times are you going to ask?” […]
Well now, here’s an interesting topic we’ve not talked about before – booty calling – with kids. Wait, that came out wrong. Let’s try this again: “booty calling – when YOU HAVE kids!” Whew. You can go away now, Chris Hansen. In 2013, it’s not unusual to be separated, divorced, or even never-actually-together with the […]
Usually, you might think that a headline of that sort wouldn’t lead into a very happy video. I mean, it’s TUESDAY, for crying out loud. We don’t have a very positive past with Tuesday, so why are we in such a good mood today? Because Daylight Savings Time is in FULL SWING, EVERYONE! Yesterday wasn’t […]
We’ve been trying to keep a positive outlook this year at BCU. “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all” and all that jazz. And that includes keeping fairly mum on the weird, gross, and annoying things celebrities do that can seriously infuriate us. Every once in a while, of […]
Alright guys, prepare yourself. This is shocking stuff. Although I love Justin Timberlake as much as the next hot-blooded female, despite his fantastic job hosting SNL this weekend, I’m choosing to share a skit that has no JT to be seen. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! Well, the truth is, the best Justin skit of […]
Are you bummed it’s Monday? Back to the grind, nose first into the work week, as far from the weekend as logistically possible – it makes sense why you might feel kinda low. Chin up though, because no matter how many coffee stains you have on your shirt, your morning can’t possibly as crummy as […]
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We don’t ever really talk about hockey here on BCU, because we live in the southern half of the contiguous United States and therefore could not possibly give less of a shit about the sport. When we think hockey, we think of Emilio Estevez and the Flying-V and that’s about it. However, on this Friday […]
We’ve talked before about the excitement, fun, and thrill of a gettin’ down in public. Not like, at a beach in front of children, and maybe not on the roof of your college, but sure, your car on a darkened street, or at a lake in the sand before dawn. It’s fun! It’s sexy! It’s […]
Way, way, WAY back in 2011, we were super excited and simultaneously very grossed out when we heard the new crime trend: hiding things in your vagina. This came on the heels of the much more dangerous (and way less funny) practice of brawling in public, although a majority of its users DID still live […]
