Last night while falling asleep (at 9 pm. I officially caught the last flu of the season. Gross.), I put on Chappelle’s Show for a little pre-sleep giggle. It just so happened to be the episode featuring the hilariously edgy sketch about Clayton Bigsby, the blind, black KKK member. I laughed as hard I did […]
Larry Flynt: he’s like the sadder version of Hugh Hefner. Not quite as attractive, not quite as well liked, not quite as many gorgeous woman surrounding him 24/7… (although according to CelebrityNetWorth, Flynt is worth notably more. Whodathunk.) And while Hef claims to use Viagra to keep his 86-year-old junk in working order, Mr. Flynt […]
It’s Thursday!!!!!! I know what you’re thinking – why six exclamation marks for a sentence about THURSDAY? And Thursday MORNING, too? Well, were taking a positive approach today, being grateful and excited that it’s another beautiful day on the earth. We haven’t been struck dead by a meteor, a life-altering storm isn’t about to hit […]
We gave you a little Oscars run down earlier in the week, but we didn’t really talk much about the fashion. Because, as always, WHO F***ING CARES? They’re rich people, wearing expensive clothes that were given to them for free by other rich people. Totally sounds like my daily life, how about you? However, a […]
No one has perfect parents. When you are raised, you learn parenting habits from your own family that you, as an adult, either choose to emulate or do the opposite of. For example, I WILL make sure my children are involved in sports and hobbies because it fosters a sense of responsibility and time-management, as […]
Imagine. You’re staying at a nice hotel with a sexy new fling. You just got done with a marathon night of sexin’ and drinkin’ champagne and sexin’ again. Your sexy fling slips out in the early morning, and you order yourself a massive breakfast to eat while watching Saturday morning cartoons (Tom and Jerry, none […]
We recently read an article claiming that there may be some new rules for online dating – and began to think about what rules we, as a decade-old dating site, could impart to members and non-members alike to help them have the most success while navigating the sometimes-confusing world of e-dating. Like the famous book, […]
Every once in a while, EVERYONE loses their temper for a minute. Maybe your roommate left the oven on after making pizza rolls for the TWELFTH TIME. Or your neighbor parked in your spot and it’s 11pm after a 14 hour day at work and the nearest spot is eight blocks away in a shady […]
Only in 2013 would you read a news story about a website called DildoOfTheDay, but guess what, HERE WE ARE! Dildo of the Day is a Seattle-based site that buys sex toys in bulk and then offers a discount for a new product each day. Via HuffingtonPost: “It’s the Groupon of sex toys,” DildoOfTheDay.com rep […]
AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! And now, back to our regularly scheduled non-nerd programming.
