Wait, WHAT? BASKETBALL STARTED? You guys, I can’t keep up with the overwhelming amount of sports happening all the time. It was just last week that the Giants were winning the World Series, and just a few days ago that the Chargers were surprisingly beating the worst team in the league. And now I have […]
IT’S FINALLY HERE. The day we’ve all been waiting for for the past 10 months, with the kind of excitement and joy that can only be felt by people whose mailboxes and phones have been assaulted by recorded messages without relief, and who couldn’t watch one goddamn episode of Modern Family without seeing 12 commercials […]
What a weird day! First we had Louis CK in the most awkward SNL skit in a long while, then that super strange PETA ad, and now this. Via Buzzfeed, here’s a post off the New York City Craigslist from an opportunistic dude looking to give any “descent” female a place to stay if they […]
I generally can’t stand anything about PETA. Sure, I’m for the ethical treatment of animals. No one wants farm animals to be mistreated or forced to sit in their own feces, but I do appreciate a healthy amount of animal protein in my diet. I try to buy sustainably and ethically raised meat when I […]
Some people found the humor in Hurricane Sandy [Reddit] In actual important safety news, here is a great plan to create a go-bag in case Hurricane Terrence decides to hit wherever you are. [LifeHacker] Terry Bradshaw said Reggie Bush looked like he was “chasing a bucket of chicken” this weekend. Is it racist? [TMZ] Speaking […]
Louis CK hosted SNL this week, and as everyone expected, it was the best of the season so far. Despite the disaster of Hurricane Sandy this past week, the cast brought out the big guns, performing some hilarious sketches (especially the “Lincoln” sketch, which was probably the best thing we will see all year) and […]
SOOOOOOOOO WHOOPSIE DOODLE. According to The Superficial, that $4.05 billion George Lucas earned by selling Lucasfilm to Disney? Yeeeeeeah, he’s donating it all to charity. Don’t I FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SH*T. “For 41 years, the majority of my time and money has been put into the company,” Lucas said in a statement Wednesday. […]
I forgot to mention that the Giants won the World Series this weekend. There were a few reasons I might have forgotten to mention it, like Halloween was coming up, and I was hungover, and Hurricane Sandy was on its way to make New Jersey pay for its crimes against humanity, and also I forgot […]
Last night was the first night in all my years that I didn’t don a costume on Halloween. Not even for a moment. Not even a pair of bunny ears with my jeans and tee. I was so partied out from Saturday night (I still say Halloween should be the last Saturday of October) and […]
Here we are, at the final stretch before election day, and things are getting dirtier and meaner and more repulsive by the day, especially following Hurricane Sandy. Some say Mitt Romney intentionally remained in Ohio to assist relief efforts instead of going to the most impacted areas because New York isn’t an “election battleground.” Obama […]
