Good Morning From This Dog Who Feels Just Like I Do
Less than 36 hours till the weekend, guys. Get up off the floor and let’s do this day. Hang in there. You can do it. I believe in you.
Hump Day Hottie: Rihanna… Again
A couple weeks ago, I said I wasn’t going to give Mila Kunis the Hump Day Hottie Award, despite her being chosen as Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive, because I wasn’t willing to give someone the award twice when there are so many sexy ladies out there who have yet to receive it once. You know, […]
Justin Bieber Sex Doll is Not Okay
Because I am not a 16 year old girl, I don’t understand the appeal of Justin Bieber. I’m sure I feel the same way my parents felt when I lusted after Jonathan Taylor Thomas when I was 12, which makes me feel really old and gross, but bottom line is: the Biebs is just not […]
Reason 438 Not to Get Married
There were a lot of people upset that Barack Obama won the election last week, thus ensuring another four years with a Democrat as Commander in Chief. Fine, whatever, it was expected. Especially for people who believe he is a Kenyan Muslim who wants to take away everyone’s guns and let men marry Popsicle sticks […]
The Worst Foul Shot Ever?
Here we are. Another Tuesday, another worthless waste of 24 hours that is just the bridge day between Monday and Wednesday. The day that somehow suffers from middle child syndrome despite being the second of five days. A day that feels like one of those weird, shriveled baby carrots that always shows up in a […]
Maybe Don’t Buy Things From Men at Gas Stations
Everyone makes bad decisions sometimes. Sometimes they are just being a**holes (like getting your car towed because you parked in a handicap spot), but usually, peoples’ mistakes are just genuine accidents. Like signing up to win a car at a mall, or leaving your wallet somewhere, or asking a fat lady when her baby is […]
Happy Veteran’s Day From OBC!
Today is Veteran’s Day, the wonderful US holiday that reminds us all to give thanks for the men and women who have risked their lived to protect our country and the lives of people around the world. We at OBC will be celebrating by adding some Bailey’s to our coffee and eating flag-colored pancakes for […]
Dos and Don’ts of Election Weekend Partying
Wooo! WOOOOO! It’s Friday! Stretch out those limbs, brush those doughnut crumbs from your jacket, and let’s go from work mode to weekend mode, shall we? It’s been a big week in America, with Election 2012 finally coming to an end and a new era about to begin. Now that your mailbox and commercial breaks […]
Pat Robertson Doesn’t Get Fifty Shades of Grey, Also Thinks Porn is “Boring”
Nothing says Friday like a heaping spoonful of Pat Robertson, that’s what I always say. The 400-year-old beacon of compassionate, not-at-all-unstable Christianity is ALWAYS a treat. Once again, just as he did in the famous “macaroni and cheese is a black thing” video, Patsy is here with some comments that make you feel as awkward […]
NSFW! Soulja Boy Accidentally Posted a Dick Pic on Tumblr
The latest in a string of wealthy, well-connected adults has mistakenly uploaded a picture of their naughty bits to the World Wide Web. Just weeks after Newsroom star Allison Pill accidentally tweeted a pic of her boobs, we get an unintentional dick pic from rapper and occasional inmate Soulja Boy, who must have hit the […]