DJ Earworm’s End of Year Mix
DJ EARWORM IS BACK! The King of Remixes has brought us his annual jam, and it’s pretty damn delightful. Sure it might not be the pump-up spectacular of 2009, but it’s definitely not the trash-fest of 2010, either.
Weekend News Roundup
Jessica Simpson’s friend Cacee Cobb married Donald Faison from Scrubs. Zach Braff was there too! [E Online] That Miley Cyrus is a CLASS ACT. [TheSuperficial] Meet some of the heroic teachers that saved the children at Sandy Hook Elementary. [BuzzFeed] Martin Short and Paul McCartney visited SNL this weekend! [Videogum] The creeps at 4Chan successfully […]
Man of Steel Trailer
Hey, so, last Friday, huh? Just a whole day of misery. It went from TGIF! to holy mother of God what is happening to the world. And as we start a new week, just a week away from Christmas and only days away from the supposed end of the world, it’s important to be thankful […]
Sarah Silverman Says Be Bro-Choice
Something about Sarah Silverman’s voice just sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard to me. And her show was a gigantic crap-fest that capitalized on an obscene amount of poop jokes (and trust me, I LOVE a good poop joke). Buuuuuut I gotta give the girl credit. She can ROCK a pair of knee-high socks, she […]
Women Are More Likely to Have Casual Sex After Pubic Hair Removal
In #NoShitSherlock news, a recent study has shown that women who have just waxed or shaved their LADY PARTS are more likely to engage in casual sex. SHOCKING, RIGHT? I KNOW. I’LL GIVE YOU A MINUTE TO REGISTER EVERYTHING AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND RETURN TO HOMEOSTASIS. Are you okay? Ready to move on? […]
TGIF!
It’s F-f-f-f-fridayyy! The weekend is nearly upon us, comrades, so let’s get the day started with some emotional caffeine in the form of a video of monkeys doing cannonballs into a pool. Sure, we’re about 6 months away from pool weather and our weekends will more likely be spent shivering outside a club and wondering […]
Which Is Sexier? Victoria’s Secret Angels vs Bar Rafaeli
Last week, we apologized for the onslaught of holiday songs by offering up a very grainy (but still sexy) video of Kelly Brook getting her striptease on. But just in case that wasn’t enough – in case you are still harboring some angry feelings because we allowed a video of Mariah Carey singing on this […]
Durex’s End of the World Ads Are Awesome As Usual
As we all know, people believe the world is ending on December 21st, 2012, and BOY IS THAT DATE CREEPING UP ON US. Despite overwhelming scientific evidence that the Mesoamerican Long Count Calendar has been misinterpreted for years, that hasn’t stopped people from preparing to collide into another planet or fall into a black hole […]
Happy Thursday From Hayden Panettiere Telling a Bad Joke In Tiny Shorts
I’m generally very offended by the well-worn idea that women aren’t funny. I think, no, I HOPE, that that stereotypical thought is losing steam, especially with hilarious women like Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Jane Lynch and Sarah Silverman making their mark on comedy television. However, sometimes EVEN I just want to say, okay, pretty lady, […]
Hump Day Hottie: Padma Lakshmi
Is Top Chef still on? I haven’t seen it since the terrible “All-Stars” season, but I used to be an avid fan. Like Stan’s dad, I used to obsessively watch Top Chef like it was porn and pretend that I understood what was going on with the 5-star plates while shoveling Kraft Mac N Cheese […]