Ed. note: Hahahaha, oh you. Just because the election is over you thought you wouldn’t have to see any more politically-themed posts, didn’t you? Aw. So cute. So silly and naive like a baby deer. Above is an ad from Durex China’s microblogging site that, for the 1,388,279th time makes a black dicks are bigger […]
In the interest of full disclosure, I will be putting an asterisk (*) by each lie that I tell in this post. The last thing I’d want is to you to think I am dishonest. Here we go. I did NOT forgot to submit the Hump Day Hottie post yesterday*. It was purely on purpose […]
Sometdays you find something bright and early in the morning and it is just so perfect, so exquisite, so magnificently awkward that your cringe-filled giggles are more of a pick-me-up than any coffee could ever be. The sun is brighter, the air is crisper, and you feel refreshed, ready to take on any day that […]
Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Diane Sawyer — Drunk, Tired Or Flustered? – Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe Because Brian Williams is my future husband and lover For no particular reason, my Quadrennial Drink Wine and Talk Politics Even Though You Just Read Your Election Handbook While Driving to the Polls This […]
Did anybody stay up late enough to watch Obama’s acceptance speech last night? It was LAAAAATE, dude! All you on the East Coast were hanging on till past 1 am, and my old decrepit body was just barely keeping from dozing off at 10:30. However, once Mitt Romney finally conceded (and made what is probably […]
HA! Caught you. You thought I might be talking even more about Election Day, huh? WRONG! When I said Red vs Blue, I did NOT mean Republican vs Democrat. I was not referencing the hilariously flawed two-party system America has in place. I am, for the day, done discussing the two men in the running […]
This Tuesday might be the most important in the last four years, but every Tuesday for the past year and three months has been important to us at OBC because we’ve gotten to share our favorite testimonials from members who are leaving the site because their booty call became a monogamous relationship. Although we shed […]
Wait, WHAT? BASKETBALL STARTED? You guys, I can’t keep up with the overwhelming amount of sports happening all the time. It was just last week that the Giants were winning the World Series, and just a few days ago that the Chargers were surprisingly beating the worst team in the league. And now I have […]
IT’S FINALLY HERE. The day we’ve all been waiting for for the past 10 months, with the kind of excitement and joy that can only be felt by people whose mailboxes and phones have been assaulted by recorded messages without relief, and who couldn’t watch one goddamn episode of Modern Family without seeing 12 commercials […]
What a weird day! First we had Louis CK in the most awkward SNL skit in a long while, then that super strange PETA ad, and now this. Via Buzzfeed, here’s a post off the New York City Craigslist from an opportunistic dude looking to give any “descent” female a place to stay if they […]
