Gavin Rossdale is NOT Cheating on Gwen Stefani
Turns out that “super hot nanny”? Yeah, the one whose “butt he was touching”? Yeah, that’s just HIS SISTER. Awkwaaaaaard.
Porn Stars Might Not Be Damaged Goods After All
In a recent study for The Journal of Sex Research, researchers sought to find out if the “damaged goods” hypothesis, or the idea that female porn stars are more likely to from self-esteem issues and other damaging past experiences, is true. By surveying 177 porn stars and as many regular women (matched on age, ethnicity, […]
BUTT IMPLANT VIDEO FROM YOUR NIGHTMARES
I’m really sorry to do this to you so early in the morning, but sometimes you need a good jolt to the nervous system to get you out of your morning haze. This is certainly that jolt. I’d advise putting down your hot coffee before watching this. Yep, that’s exactly what it looks like. A […]
Hump Day Hottie: Jessica Chastain
This is an historic day for BCU’s Hump Day Hottie segment, as it features our first… drumroll please…. REDHEEEAAAAADDDDD! Yes, though we’ve traveled across many lands, hit many continents, many ethnicities, and many, many sexy women, we have yet to feature a fierce redhead, until today. Every say, “HELLO, JESSICA!” Yep, that’s 35-year-old Jessica Chastain, […]
Holiday Booty Call Tips: To Meet the Parents, or Not to Meet the Parents?
Thanksgiving may have passed, but the holidays are just getting started. And if you’re in the midst of a fresh and blooming relationship, or maybe just a booty call that’s getting a bit more serious, you might be wondering: do I bring my casual significant other to dinner? That thought alone gets me all sweaty […]
The Most Depressing Nacho Recipe Ever
It’s Wednesday, which means we can all take a deep breath because we’re almost through the post-Thanksgiving depression period. If you’re anything like me, you mourned the last of the Thanksgiving leftovers Monday night by halfheartedly slurping cranberry sauce (GROSS. WHAT A NIGHTMARE.) watching reruns of Game of Thrones, and going to bed at 8 […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
Sometimes you have a bunch of things to choose from, but one in particular shines so bright that all the others fade into the background. Like a glorious shopping trip where one pair of jeans fit you like a magic glove and are also on sale. Or you’re at the dog pound and you swear […]
Is Gavin Rossdale Sleeping With the Nanny?
Welp, assuming that Gwen Stefani really ain’t no “hollaback girl” (wait, that’s a double negative. Assuming she ain’t NOT no hollaback girl, I believe that’s correct), she may be about to throw her husband to the curb. Just yesterday, some photos surfaced showing the No Doubt singer’s husband, Gavin Rossdale, hiking with his children and […]
Extreme Cougar Wives
Oh. My. God. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. Look, okay, I GET that older people have sex. That’s A-OKAY with me. A large majority of our ex-members who have shared their testiMOANials have been older women, […]
Holiday Booty Call Tips From OBC
Thanksgiving is over, but the holidays have just begun. With the colder weather, holiday sales, heading back to your hometown, and of course Christmas, the “holiday spirit” is fairly unavoidable. And by “holiday spirit” of course, I mean the crushing tension, aneurysm-inducing stress, and a desire to lock yourself in a room with a bottle […]