I don’t like Texas. Okay, no. I’m sorry. I’ve never been to Texas. I can’t say I don’t like something I’ve never tried, but as a witness to many of the things Texas has churned out (i.e. George Bush, RIDICULOUS laws, abstinence-only sex education, and this) visiting Texas just isn’t exactly on my Bucket List. […]
Let’s be honest: we’re all guilty of craving Denny’s sometimes. Sure, their “meals” are about the caloric equivalency of a normal person’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, AND dessert, but goddamnit if a Grand Slam doesn’t sound DELICIOUS every once in a while. And remember when they came up with the Fried Cheese Sandwich, a meal […]
This week, walking cotton candy machine Donald Trump started spouting that he “HAD SOMETHING REALLY BIG” to reveal about Barack Obama. Something “HUGE” that could potentially change the outcome of the election. Something that Fox News would “cover in big fashion.” You know what, I don’t need to describe this any further… I think Stephen […]
We haven’t seen much of our favorite Jewish princess Natalie Portman since she got knocked up after that creepy-ass Darren Aronovzky movie. She was busy getting married (bleh), toting around her son (aw), and being understandably pissed that the designer behind one of her sponsors is a huge anti-Semetic nightmare face. However, Nat’s finally in […]
Last night on an evening run (yeah, I occasionally partake in fitness activities, why are you rolling your eyes like that?), I noticed that my neighborhood is just bursting with Halloween decorations. Maybe it’s because I am post-college but pre-children, but I don’t remember ever putting up Halloween decorations as a kid. Like, maybe a […]
Do I win the award for best Photoshop job of all time? We’ve been doing some work on the site in the last couple weeks (hence the lack of testiMOANials last week), but we know the weekly Tuesday post is one of your faves. So we decided this week to take a little trip back […]
Alicia Silverstone, best known for her role as Cher Horowitz in the movie Clueless, but also as an outspoken vegan and a total creep who spits food in her kid’s mouth, is now the spokesperson for Leaf Vibes sex toys. The toys, which are eco-friendly (phalate-free and shipped in recycled packaging) and made to look […]
MORNIN’ Y’ALL! Anyone watch the debate last night? As far as I can tell, it went like, “something something bayonettes, something something 1980s,” and now POOF, Mitt Romney is ahead 7 points in the polls. SO, YOU KNOW, COOL STUFF. THAT’S ALL I’M GOING TO SAY ABOUT THAT. Yesterday, a “teaser” was released for Iron […]
Halloween is nearly upon us, and we all know what that means, ladies! Trying to lose 10 pounds in 9 days so you can squeeze into an outfit that your mother would be ashamed of even though it’s 50 degrees out! HIGH FIVE FOR WOMEN’S RIGHTS! Just kidding of course. The tradition of girls dressing […]
It’s lunchtime, so kick back, relax, and let’s enjoy some sexy sexy videos, shall we? I should probably reiterate that this is sexy video time, which probably translates into NSFW video time. So maybe grab your lunch and walk to a secluded area and watch this on your phone so you don’t look like a […]
