Kesha Writes Song About Sex With a Ghost
Um, okay. Ghost sex: yay or nay?
50 Cent Wants You to Stop Masturbating
If I was going to name a celebrity that was on a campaign to get you to stop jerkin’ it, who do you think it would be? Kirk Cameron? Chuck Norris? Rick Moranis? What if I said 50 Cent, the rapper behind the song Candy Shop? Yup, it’s option D, my friends. Despite the overwhelming […]
LovePalz – the Long Distance Sex App
Phone sex has long been a tool for couples who are apart for long stretches of time. Then came Facetime and Skype, allowing couples to see each other face to face (or other body part to other body part) and engage in some virtual sexy time. And now, a Taiwanese businessman named Oni Chen has […]
Hump Day Hottie: Cassie
Holy flashback, Batman! Do you remember Cassie?! She’s the 26-year-old model-turned-dancer-turned-singer who shot to number one with her insanely sexual single, Me & U, and although she hasn’t had a hit song since then, it appears she’s planning a comeback, starting with a sizzling photoshoot for GQ magazine. Let me be the first to say […]
Lil Wayne’s Deposition Video
Lil Wayne is currently suing Quincy Jones III, son of legendary music producer Quincy Jones, for allegedly using his music without permission in a documentary about the rapper. Although Weezy claims he initially OKd the movie about himself, he soon realized it was not a puff piece and instead a “scandalous portrayal” of his life, […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
Sometimes the world needs less talk. Like, have you ever been at a Denny’s at 2am after working all night, and then seen a high school theatre group show up after a performance? You sure wish they’d keep it down. Or have you ever walked behind two women who are talking shit about their friend […]
Maybe Don’t Eat This Pizza
Maybe a cream-cheese-and-honey-mustard-chicken pizza crust is acceptable in the Middle East, where people are normal sized and aren’t constantly washing down their diabetes medication with a glass of mayonnaise, but please, oh Pizza Hut Gods, don’t bring this overseas. We just don’t have enough room anymore.
KANYE SEX TAPE UPDATE: It May Have Been Kim Kardashian After All
Oh. My. God. In what could only be sweet, sweet payback, The Superficial reports that rumors are beginning to swirl claiming that the “look-a-like” in Kanye’s sex tape may in fact BE MISS KARDASHIAN HERSELF. Oh, and that it was filmed WHILE SHE WAS STILL MARRIED TO KRIS HUMPHRIES. AND AND AND that they may […]
The Mistake
Oh look, it’s Monday again. It’s like every Friday I someone expect some sort of Groundhog Day thing to happen so we can all be stuck in Saturday for like, a month and half. How great would that be? Also your back account goes back to how it was Saturday morning, and you get to […]
Weekend News Roundup
The Emmy’s happened last night, and (SHOCKER) people looked super glamorous, kind of gross, expectedly bonerific, freshly divorced, and downright inspiring. (All via DailyMail) Oh, and everyone seemed to forget to show pictures of the Game of Thrones cast, which is BLASPHEMY ON ALL LEVELS, so here are a couple shots of khaleesi and my […]