In what could only be called a response to my deepest, most unsettling nightmares – we have learned that Hulk Hogan has a sex tape. A SEX TAPE. STARRING HULK HOGAN. The hot-dog skinned professional wrestler of my childhood, who loved America and calling people “SON,” is the star of a 30 minute sex-tape recently […]
Presented without commentary. Please share what you think about Chris Brown “loving two people” in the comments. TGIF, everyone!
In “people who should have never been celebrities but somehow are it makes no sense” news, Heidi Montag is making headlines today with the news that she will be “performing” at Crazy Horse III Gentleman’s Club is Las Vegas on October 19th. Heidi and her G-cups must be hard up for cash, because she accepted […]
NSFW! NSFW! DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOUR EMPLOYER IS OKAY WITH NAKED BOOBS! MINE IS! I LOVE MY JOB! Oh, and in case your first thought was “ew,” don’t worry. According to G-Spirts, they “conform to [the public health department’s] requirements, not to offend against the food- or consumer protection law. We pay […]
Get More: Couples Therapy Look who’s back, everyone! It’s our favorite cradle robber and his child bride: Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden. The couple, who have faded from the spotlight since their 2011 wedding when Courtney was just 16 years old, are clawing their way back in by starring on VH1’s Couples Therapy, a show […]
Tonight is the night we all totally forgot was going to happen have been waiting for. THE 2012 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, STARRING MITT ROMNEY AND PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES, BARACK OBAMA. Of course, this is the time to see if the candidates are able to coherently explain their platforms and their plans to help Americans […]
Remember the first time you saw The Mask? It was 1994, and a Miss Cameron Diaz was 22 years old, and GORGEOUS. You may remember her looking a little something like this. Just a few years later she starred in There’s Something About Mary, and from there her career sky-rocketed. She dated everyone from Justin […]
It’s HUMP DAY, which normally means a lovely, wonderful day of relaxation and staring at boobs. Unfortunately, we have to start off with this unpleasant video which shows a little sneak peek at the diva-drama we have to look forward to on the next season of American Idol. TMZ intercepted this clip of Nicki Minaj […]
Ah yes, October. Halloween, pumpkin lattes, and of course, Oktoberfest. Celebrated for 16 days from late-September to the first weekend of October in Germany, Oktoberfest is a celebration of the three tenets of German culture: Beer, beer, and beer. And bratwursts. But mostly beer (you wonder why we had beer on the brain earlier today?). […]
Woo hoo! Another Tuesday at the OBC offices can mean only one thing – beer at lunch! testiMOANial time! This week we have one of our favorite, most quintessential testimonials ever, and a couple simple ones that make us smile nonetheless. From our slightly tipsy offices to yours, here are this week’s member testimonials! “I […]
